Let us rate Hatlessness: JUSTICE FOR THE HATLESS 2022/11/20 (Sun) 19:01 No. 16647 [Reply] ▼
Ladies, gentlemen, and all in between,
Many a time, (for a long time), has it been debated among our peers in the Touhou community to appraise and rate each and every hat in the series, but I ask,
"what about those who cannot qualify, those who do not wear hats?"
Many a time, (for a long time), they have been left alone, cold, hatless, and double–crossed for something beyond their control.
I daresay it is time to do something about it!
With your cooperation, we will determine the best hatlessness in the Touhou Project.
"How?" you might be thinking. Fret not! It is easy:
You shall choose a candidate who does not wear a hat (the best picks have never worn a hat*, unlike Udongein, for example) and explain how they are the best at being hatless.
To be more specific, tell us why this character is better off without a hat, and how wearing one would only weaken them, whether it be by design, or presence, or some other characteristic they would stand to lose.
Godspeed all, and have a jolly day!
*For those who's hattedness is ambiguous, be brave and make the best case you can. All will be scrutinized, and the hatted shall be shamed.