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Fucking Up in Gensokyo - part 3 Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:11 No. 471 ▼

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Recap:

Dead: Crino (Falcon Punch), Three Fairies (Sakuya and China), Rinnosuke (throat slitted), China (accidental axe to the head)

Want you dead: Daiyousei (killing Cirno and raping her), Keine (probably - tried to rape her), Sakuya (maybe - lying to her and causing a scene), Marisa (possibly - shit on her broom and dress)

Inventory: 2-handed Axe, low-level danmaku wand, two sticks of dynamite, a patch of China's skin and hair

Current location: In front of Reimu's donation box. Reimu has come out wearing only a sarashi.

You have just shot your load into Reimu's donation box and, being the retard she is, praises you for giving her a donation. She comes up to you and give you a little peck on the cheek for you charity.

Just then, Suika sleepily comes out of the shrine, completely naked and holding her bottle; "come back to bed Reimu, you're so much fun when you drink," she says. She then spots you and rage appears in her eyes.

what do you do?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:13 No. 475

FUCK YEAH

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:13 No. 476

Oh no

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:14 No. 482

Must generate threesome.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:15 No. 497

[X] Scream

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:17 No. 501

[X] Scream.

Zakeri!NPjWSW9EXI 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:17 No. 503

In b4 we end up having to punch the sun

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:17 No. 504

>>482
You have a smirk on your face and you garner another erection; although Reimu doesn't know what's going on, Suika does. She oni's eyes widen and punches you in the jaw. You fall to the ground and Suika's orders you to leave as she embraces Reimu.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:18 No. 508

THreesome.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:19 No. 509

[x] challenge her to a staring contest

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:19 No. 510

Throw the dynamite at the loli oni.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:20 No. 514

YWUIG is pretty innocent, but this might be a bit sadistic for the (small) usual userbase here...

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:21 No. 518

needs a NSFW board

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:21 No. 519

>>514
The userbase is probably F5'ing in the YWUIG thread.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:22 No. 520

>>509
You pick yourself up and glare into the oni's big eyes. She returns the stare, but you see some demonic shit going on with a mere second. You reflects away and Suika just scoffs.

>>510
You take out a stick and throw towards Suika; of course, since you have nothing to light it with, nothing happens.

Suika still wants you to leave.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:24 No. 524

[X] OTL

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:25 No. 527 ▼

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FUCK YES

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:26 No. 530

fall asleep.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:26 No. 532

[X] Genuflect.

Then claim you have mental issues stemming from an encounter with moon rabbits.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:27 No. 534

>>524
You drop to your knees, but the oni grows tired of your fuckery.

She gives you a kick to the face and retreats back into the Shrine while embracing Reimu with a smile.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:28 No. 542

she's the perfect girl

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:29 No. 544

faint wherever we fell and fall asleep.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:29 No. 546

>>534
Follow them

Dr. Doujin!6zq1qwwMaI 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:30 No. 548

Weren't you going to keep posting in /jp/ come hell or high water?

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:34 No. 560

>>544
You hear a voice saying that's not a good idea.

>>546
You pick yourself up and go to the front of the Shrine's doors; you're about to enter, but she hear a moan come from the other side.

It's Reimu's and you hear Suika say from very vile, sexual things in addition. You know it's not a good idea to enter, but what should you do?

>>548
It's annoying getting 404'd with three posts

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:34 No. 561

Stop fagging up /th/

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:34 No. 564

>>534
[x] pretend to leave the shrine. stalk suika from a safe distance

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:35 No. 565

>>560
Look for Aya nearby. She'll know what to do.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:35 No. 566

>>560
Stand outside and masturbate.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:36 No. 569

>>560
The walls are made of paper. Poke a hole and watch.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:36 No. 571

Try following the voice

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:37 No. 575

[x] get some of this anti-ghost/oni-salt-or-whatever-it-is

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:38 No. 579

>>564 >>565 >>566
You slowly back away and quickly walk around the Shrine; you find a decent place to hide, but no Tengu in sight. You take rest behind a batch of bushes right outside the Shrine.

Reimu makes a extremely loud moan and your penis become ready for action, you pleasure yourself, but in the mean so, you hear someone behind you speak.

"What are you doing ze~?"

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:38 No. 582

[x] Cast Magic Missile

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:39 No. 584

Proceed to spam SHOW ME YA' MOVES!

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:39 No. 585

>>579
[x] i'll show you

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:40 No. 586

>>560
get naked, enter and then say "You called me?"

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:40 No. 589

>>579
"I'm just taking an evening stroll. The air feels nice tonight. Care to join me, madam?"

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:42 No. 592

i'm an archeologist and looking for ruins of long forgotten civilisations

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:42 No. 595

BURN THE WITCH

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:42 No. 596

Our penis is pretty strong.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:43 No. 599

>>582
You take your wand out and fire; a small bullet comes out and grazes Marisa. You try to fire something more, but fail greatly.

>>584 >>585
Nah.

>>586
You smirk, but Marisa just throws danmaku at you. Being the failure that you are, your hitbox is struck and you fall to the ground.

Marisa then lefts you up and places her on her broom.

"I'm only to teach you a lesson."

You're weak, but you may be able to run away if you wanted.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:44 No. 603

Scream YES! and run away.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:44 No. 605

>>599
[] ... in Love, right?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:45 No. 608

>>599
Oh yeah, hit me

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:46 No. 610

>>599
[X] BREASTS

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:46 No. 611

[x] run away and scream "i will remember this"

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:46 No. 613

[X] Accept her lesson.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:47 No. 614

>"I'm only to teach you a lesson."

[X]Correct her grammar

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:47 No. 616

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:48 No. 618

>>603 >>605 >>608
You shout "yes!" and run off, or at least to. Marisa has already begun to take off you just fall two-feet to the ground. The witch sighs and puts your weak ass and your axe onto her broom again and take off.

You use this time to rest instead of enjoying the beautiful landscape. Within minutes, though, Marisa lands and you see a large shack with a lot of garage around.

"We're home ze~"

Should you follow her, try to run, or do something else.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:49 No. 621

>>618
Hug her

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:49 No. 624

>>618

follow her

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:50 No. 626

>>618
"What's the lesson?"

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:50 No. 627

>>621
Agreed. We never put our dick away from the fap. Try to rub that in a little too.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:50 No. 630

Go into the garage

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:50 No. 633

>>618
follow her

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:51 No. 634

run to that shack

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:52 No. 635

>>621
You wrap your arms round Marisa and she strikes her broom into your ribcage. You wince in pain...

>>624
and follow her inside. The first thing you see is mounds of junk that would put Kourin to shame (although it's probably stolen from there)

"Sit there ze~"

She probably to a weak chair that would probably break the moment your fat ass sat on it.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:52 No. 636

Where can I find the first 2 parts?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:53 No. 638

>>635
Sit in the chair.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:53 No. 639

>>635
DISAPPEAR. THIS CHAIR IS AN EYESORE.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:53 No. 640

>>635
[x] Sit my fat ass down

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:53 No. 641

>>635
Be a kleptomaniac and steal anything remotely useful.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:53 No. 642

are you drunk or something?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:55 No. 646

"am i cute ~uguu?"

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:55 No. 647

>>639
This

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:56 No. 654

>>636
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/357524
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/364583

>>638 >>639 >>640
You do so, and as expected, the chair disappears in pieces of wood.

Marisa gets pissed and orders you to sit on the floor; you do so, but Marisa goes off into another room.

You wait patiently, but then you hear what sounds like a whip crack. A chill runs up your spine, and now may be a good time to make haste or at least pick up a weapon for protection, if you wished.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:56 No. 657

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:57 No. 659

>>654
Stay put. I like it rough.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:57 No. 666

>>654
stay and enjoy her "lesson".

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:57 No. 668

>>657
In case of failure, I put on her robe and wizard hat

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:57 No. 669

>>642
What time zone is he in? It's 2 AM here, and I'm so tired that I'm not even noticing the mistakes.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:58 No. 673

>>654
Prepare dynamite

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:58 No. 678

[x] take her broom

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 17:59 No. 679

>>654
Oh God start fapping nao!

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:00 No. 684

>>654
Take off my pants.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:00 No. 686

>>654
Take off glasses, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception FUCK YEAH

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:03 No. 699

>>659 >>666 >>668
You stay put and hear Marisa come into the room holding a weird piece of rope. She comes behind you and ties you up with little resistance on your part. After her, she takes off her bloomers and lift her dress.

"Pay back ze~"

She does what you expect and she doesn't miss a single part of your body; "How can she hold this much!?" you scream in agony as she empties herself onto you.

After what seems like a lifetime, she finishes and goes off into the other room. She quickly returns with some sake and some matches. She pours the sake on you and is about to light the match.

You could try to get out of this if you tried...

>>669
9PM; I fail at typing.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:04 No. 703

Start spinning

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:05 No. 705

>>699
Nah, I'm good.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:05 No. 706

>>699
complement her on her fine ass

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:05 No. 707

>>699
"Please allow me to lick you clean first."

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:06 No. 710

Drink the sake and eat the shit.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:07 No. 712

The urine will negate the sake, so I should be fine.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:08 No. 713

>>705
Try harder.

>>703
Despite the rope, you roll around on the floor and knock Marisa over. She falls to the ground and you lodge your shitty body on top of her. She can't lift you up, but you can't get yourself loose.

The matches are out of reach for her, so you have sometime to think of something.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:09 No. 714

Sake wouldn't light on fire.
It's rice wine, not pure grain.
If anything, the match would go out or just feel uncomfortably warm.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:09 No. 715

get matches
light dynamite
all akbar

first terrorist in gensokyo

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:09 No. 716

Sing the rickroll to her, making her kill herself out of boredom

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:09 No. 717

>>713
[X] Active the Nanaya gland. Break free and use the axe to carve her up like a thanksgiving turkey.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:10 No. 720

>>717
Activate, rather.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:11 No. 721

>>713
Rub against her. Need to get off one way or another.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:12 No. 722

Go all Tsundere on her

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:12 No. 725

♪Never gonna let you down...
Never gonna turn around... and,
Desert You!♪

...

Wow this thread is an eyesore.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:16 No. 744

>>715
You think of this, but alas, being tied up would make it hard to light the match.

>>717
You struggle a bit and notice a sharp object by next to you; you wriggle around and are able to position yourself and break the rope while not getting off Marisa.

You punch Marisa. Hard. Many times until she is knocked out. You run outside and grab the axe she brought over and run back inside. You spot Marisa groggy and trying to get up, but you swing the axe and put her right back down there.

You go nice boat on her and when you come to, she rests as 17 pieces; you then whip your tired penis (because you know you were going to) and jerk off to Marisa body with her shit in between your fingers.

You now have a whole house of junk to yourself, what now?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:17 No. 748

Go back to Kourin's and get the shotgun umbrella.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:17 No. 752

>>744
FUCK YES NANAYA END

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:18 No. 754

Look for precious things. Or burn the house.

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>>744

Wah...

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:19 No. 757

>>744
Dress up in Marisa's clothes. Visit Alice.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:19 No. 759

>>744
only needed to cut her head ;_;

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:19 No. 762

>>744
find powerful weapons that we can carry and use instantly with no training. Burn down the house.

Hunt and Kill Reimu to present to Reisen as a wedding gift.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:20 No. 766

>>744
Eat Marisa's brains, in order to acquire her knowledge.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:21 No. 767

throw her remains in the donation box

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:22 No. 770

>>748
Your fat ass is too lazy to do that now.

>>754
You decide to snoop around the house for something good; while doing so, however, you spot a doll staring outside the window.

"...!!!"

The doll quickly flies away and goes to the other part of the Forest.

You continue your search and find a small chest that contains a whole bunch of cards; they may be useless, but who knows so you take them.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:23 No. 774

Dance.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:23 No. 776

>>770
find powerful weapons that we can carry and use instantly with no training. Burn down the house.

Hunt and Kill Reimu to present to Reisen as a wedding gift.

again

Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian guy!IzyqvCHinA 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:24 No. 781

Stick those cards up my nose. One by One.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:25 No. 788

>>770
MINDCRUSH

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:25 No. 789

Get some pieces of Marisa to use as ammo.
You never know when you're going to need to throw stuff at others, do you?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:26 No. 795

don't forget the matches
don't forget the matches
don't forget the matches
don't forget the matches

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:26 No. 800

>>666
>stay and enjoy her "lesson".

If it's good enough for Satan it damn well is good enough for me.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:27 No. 802

>>757
You get out of Kourin's clothes and play dress-up like the little girl you are.

>>762
You find no such thing.

>>766
You split the skull and pick out the gooey remain. You scoop them into your palm and eat them.

You feel no different.

>>774
You do a little dance. Yay! You feel a little happier.

>>781
Nah, you just take your previous advice and try to visit Alice; with your newly acquired robe and wizard hat, you leave the house, but have no clue how to get to Alice.

You thought you saw the doll go Southwest though...

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:28 No. 806

>>795
You run back in and grab the matches; good thinking Anon.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:28 No. 807

Follow the doll, carrying some pieces of Marisa along with us.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:29 No. 812

>>802
Did we remember to get the hakkero along with her clothes? If not, run back and get it.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:30 No. 813

how can her clothes resemble anything close to ... clothing after we chopped her into pieces?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:31 No. 814

>>813
I'm sure she has more than one pair

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:31 No. 815

>>813
People tend to have more than one change of clothes. Especially if they're at home.

Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian guy!IzyqvCHinA 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:32 No. 819

Go to the SouthWest. Find some fairies and befriend them.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:32 No. 820

Charge into the forest in the direction the doll went, screaming, "ALICE! COME GIVE YOUR NEIGHBOR A KISS ZE!"

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:32 No. 822

>>807 >>812
You run in again and grab the two largest pieces of Marisa still intact, her arms. You also grab her elemental reactor, although you have no fucking clue how to use it.

You now leave the shack for good and make your way southwest through the wood and hope to make it to Alice's.

After a little venturing, you come across a small, clean shack; should you step forward?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:33 No. 825

>>820

THis

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:34 No. 826

>>822
Knock on the windows with Marisa's arms.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:34 No. 827

>>822
Shout, "I'm coming in ze!"
Walk in.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:34 No. 828

step backward

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:34 No. 829

>>822
Attempt to use the Hakkero to perform Starlightspark Masterbreaker and obliterate the shack.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:35 No. 830

>>822
Fap using Marisa's hands

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:36 No. 832

>>829
You failed.

>>826 >>827
You take a deep breath and walk forward, but before you yell, you hear a girl sobbing very loudly.

Alice must have just heard to news.

What should you do?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:37 No. 836

Break in and rape.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:38 No. 837

>>832
Comfort her, if you know what I mean.
And give her one of Marisa's arms.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:38 No. 838

>>832
Rape Alice, followed by NICE BOAT!

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:38 No. 839

give her a hand!

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:38 No. 840

yell "would you be interested in a life insurance. i do sell some fine policies."

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:40 No. 851

>>832
I DID IT FOR YOU, MY LOVE

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:40 No. 859

>>832
"What's wrong ze?"

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:41 No. 865

Look for the lake and jump on it.
We can't love Alice the way we want to if we're covered in shit.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:42 No. 871

>>836 >>837 >>838 >>839 >>840
You rush to the door and break it down. "I'm here ze~!" you yell with great might. You spot Alice sitting in a chair with her face covered in tissues.

You run towards her, but Shanghai strike you with something strange. You scream in pain and fall to the ground. Alice give you a delicious yandere look and takes out a dagger that was concealed in her bra.

"Oh shit ze~; I think I fucked up."

What do you do?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:43 No. 881

>>871
Get killed

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:43 No. 892

>>871
Use a spell card.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:44 No. 894

>>871
Nanaya Gland. Thanksgiving Turkey. You know what to do. This shit always kicks in when you need it the most.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:44 No. 895

Axe Shanghai, Cut off Alice's dagger arm, rape.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:44 No. 898

>>871
Say you did it because you wanted Alice only for yourself.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:44 No. 900

>>871
Use a bomb, ze~.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:45 No. 902

>>871
hey Alice, whats "sex"?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:45 No. 903

>>871
Throw the arms at her

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:45 No. 904

>>881
"alice it's me, marisa! we switched bodies, don't kill me"

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:46 No. 906

>>871
Point the hakkero at her. She doesn't know we can't use it.
"Can't you tell it's me?"

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:47 No. 913

>>906
>"Can't you tell it's me, ze~?"

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:47 No. 915

>>904
THIS WILL WORK

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:49 No. 921

"So you want to do it, eh..." Then pull a dagger out of our ass and proceed to the epic yandere battle.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:49 No. 923

>>881
Not now ze~

>>892
You reach for one of the spell cards and hold it up, trying to read the back, but Hourai swipes it from you as Alice closes in.

>>894
You hold it in...

>>895
You reach for the axe, but it's been swiped by one of those fucking dolls.

>>898
She can't hear you over the sound of her psycho.

>>900
Tried but failed.

>>902
Her ego can't hear you.

>>903
"I hear Alice has a knife," your brain goes and temps you to try something different.

>>904
She can't hear you ze~

>>906
You bluff and pull it out; you grasp it tightly and Alice stops and stares at you.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:51 No. 929

>>923
Now try >>904

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:52 No. 930

Punch her while she's still fazed.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:52 No. 932

[x] explode

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:52 No. 934

Do a barrel roll! (Press R/Z twice)

Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian guy!IzyqvCHinA 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:52 No. 937 ▼

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>>871

Wake up from terrible nightmare.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:54 No. 942

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:54 No. 943

"i come from a world you may not understand"

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:55 No. 947

Use one of Marisa's arms, the mini-hakkero, your shit and all the strenght we have to do the best fucking Falcon Punch of our life.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:56 No. 951

>>923
Offer to make eggs

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:58 No. 961

>>929
She still doesn't respond.

>>930
You brain urges you to think of something more...

>>932
"Uh, no," goes your brain.

>>934
ZZ. Nothing happens.

>>942
You try saying this, but tears from in her eyes from her murderous, empty glare.

>>947
"Fuck you, brain." You drop the object and clench your fist back. You spring forward, but the room instantly fills with smoke. You can't see shit captain, and when you come to, everyone has left and the hakkero and dagger are gone as well.

You're safe, for now...

Now what?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 18:59 No. 966

>>961
Pull up your skirt (since we're wearing her dress) and fap like the MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:00 No. 969

>>966
Your penis is worn out.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:00 No. 971

>>961
Alice has to have some dirty laundry somewhere in the house. Find it and fap in it.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:00 No. 972

Rape dolls

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:01 No. 973

Smoke?"
Mokou???

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:01 No. 974

We still have the arms!
[x] Fap with Marisa's arms

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:01 No. 975

>>972
None remain.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:01 No. 977

>>969
Collapse from Anemia.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:01 No. 978

>>961
Laugh like Kefka.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:02 No. 979

>>973
The lie from the Human Village may have caught up to you, or it could have just been a smoke bomb set off by one of Alice's dolls

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:03 No. 981

>>978
You now feel awesome, but the remaining smoke make to hack loudly.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:03 No. 982

Get out of the shack before we die from asphyxia.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:03 No. 983

Scream

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:04 No. 984

>>982
Good move, you leave and now stand in the empty open space.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:05 No. 987

>>984
I use magic missile on the emptiness.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:06 No. 989

>>984
Laugh like Kefka again, now that there's no smoke in the way.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:06 No. 990

talk to the dolls. maybe they understand you. after all, it's just series of misunderstandings and accidents.
you need also someone you can talk about your desire for that lesbian oni girl you've seen at the shrine.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:07 No. 992

>>987
You don't know how.

>>989
You feel even more awesome.

Although it may be about time to be moving on...

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:08 No. 993

>>984
Is this some Anonymous terrible past flashback?
fucking Nasu

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:08 No. 995

>>992
Laugh like Kefka once again.
Such awesomeness must give us some idea.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:08 No. 996

>>992
Collapse from Anemia.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:09 No. 997

>>993
anonymous has no past
the future is his only possession

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:10 No. 998

Develop a sudden appetite for sparrow.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:10 No. 999

Return to the shrine with our spoils.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:12 No. 1002

>>995
Your brain grows tired of that annoying laugh.

>>998
Duly noted.

>>999
You move on trying to find the shrine. You eventually come across a road and wonder whether to go left or right or go someplace else.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:12 No. 1003

Build a mirror so strong it can reflect Master Sparks.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:13 No. 1004

>>1002
Right.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:15 No. 1009

Go up.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:15 No. 1010

>>1003
You have no clue to start and your brain threatens to leave you if to try such stupid shit.

>>1004
You head right and find yourself at the entrance of the human village; you could head back in the other direction, or do something else while here.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:17 No. 1013

>>1010
Visit the human village. Look for valuables to steal. We have a big hat to fill.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:17 No. 1014

>>1010
Head to Kourin's and get the shotgun umbrella
and take a shower somewhere

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:17 No. 1015

>>1010
Present Marisa's arm to Keine as an apology.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:18 No. 1018

Go back, Keine will be there to cave us.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:20 No. 1022

>>1013
You walk around, but unless you cause a scene, this won't happen.

>>1014
You trudge your way back to the shop and find it still deserted. You enter and look around the mess again, but find nothing of that nature.

You take off all your clothes and take a shower while here. You feel very refreshed.

Should you do anything else her before you disembark?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:20 No. 1024

>>1018
Then WHY do you want to go back?!

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:22 No. 1027

>>1022
Grab some Ahoges and Suwako's Hat.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:23 No. 1028

Arch backwards and WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Then, go to the part of the lake where I murdered the fairies.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:24 No. 1030

>>1027
You find no such things.

You leave Kourin's and head back to the Human Village. You go up to Keine's house and knock, but there is no answer. You look around and see Keine walking in your direction with one of her students at her side and a smile on her face.

ShadowMirrorTDRAagent 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:24 No. 1031

>>1022
burn your dirty clothes, sell your soul to a devil for new ones

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:26 No. 1032

>>1030
Present Marisa's arm to her as a gift to apologize. Tell her you took care of that thieving witch, and she won't steal from the village any more.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:26 No. 1033

>>1030
Howl and turn into Pedobear, the rush towards the kid.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:29 No. 1040

This thread makes me sad.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:30 No. 1041

>>1033
I think that may have been Keine's intention.

>>1032
She sees your hat and she gets angry.

"You are you doing you Black-White? Have you fallen to the point in that you must steal in daylight?"

You turn to her and smile; you hold up her arm. "She's dead," you state and take off your hat.

Keine breathes a sigh of relief, but then remember who you are. She stands tall and asks why you have returned.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:31 No. 1043

>>1040
How so?

Also, auto-sage. Next response will be a new thread.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:32 No. 1044

>>1043

Why bother with a new thread?
This place moves so slowly, that this thread will still be on page 1 tomorrow.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:34 No. 1047

>>1041
"What do you think of my handiwork? She isn't the only one you know."
Grin very widely.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:34 No. 1048

>>1044
Fine, I end this in a bit.

But, Keine still awaits for an answer.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:34 No. 1049

>>1041
You figured you could make up for it by removing a threat to the village. Claim you were slightly manic from an encounter with the moon rabbits previously.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:35 No. 1053

"Because I am hungry."

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:35 No. 1054

>>1043
You're killing all my waifus

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:37 No. 1057

>>1047 >>1049
You state that the village is a little safer now that Marisa is gone and that the moon makes you a little crazy as well.

She thinks for a bit and allows you into the house along with the student.

She asks if you would like anything to drink.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:39 No. 1060

>>1057
God damn it. I wanted her to be genuinely creeped out at my slasher smile.
I plot and wait for a perfect time to kill her too.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:39 No. 1062

>>1057
Water.

ShadowMirrorTDRAagent 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:40 No. 1063

>>1057
tell her you want to drink her milk if you know what i mean.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:41 No. 1064

Fuck that. We need sex w/ a LIVE woman.

Wait until alone, then rape again. All the way this time.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:42 No. 1065

>>1060
Your brain makes a note.

>>1062
You say this and Keine frowns. She goes and returns with your drink in hand; you go to take a sip but notice that the color is off... very off. You also notice Keine staring at you, waiting for you to drink the water. You put the glass down and state at Keine.

She sighs and you don't know what to do next.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:43 No. 1066

Give the kid the drink.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:44 No. 1068

>>1065
Ask her why she tried to poison you.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:45 No. 1069

Ask her what she put in the water

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:48 No. 1070

>>1066
this

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:48 No. 1074

>>1066
"Oh boy!" the kid say as he gulps down the drink. Keine tries to stop him, but he'd down the entire glass before Keine smacks it out of his hand.

The boy's body constricts and falls to the floor within seconds.

>>1068
You ask this, but Keine just sobs over the boy's loss.

"This boy needed a lot of help, but I gave him special sleepover tutoring sessions; this boy was extremely special to me. I hope you're happy that you robbed a boy of his life and a teacher of her duty."

You could ask again, back away, or try something else.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:50 No. 1078

>>1074
Rape her. This time, don't stop. After we're finished, make her [X] GENUFLECT and then it's thanksgiving turkey time.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:51 No. 1079

Tell her it's her fault.

You reap what you sow.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:52 No. 1084

>>1074
Drink what's left. You won't die, as you've secretly been empowered by consuming pieces of China, Cirno and Marisa.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:57 No. 1090

>>1079 >>1078
"It's all your fault," you say to her as the place your hand on her shoulder.

You then push her down to the floor and give her a few strikes across the face. You spend some time trying to figure out how to remove her frilly dress, but after using some logic, you are rewarded with a naked Keine (she had no underwear on). You bring your bloomers to your heels and j-j-jam it in.

You finish up and look back at Keine. She's in a state of shock and just speaking very softly as a fell tears fall from her eyes; maybe she knows how it feels.

What now?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 19:59 No. 1092

>>1090
Knock her out, and find something to tie her up with. Don't kill her just yet. After tying her up, gag her, and find a sack. Cut holes in the sack for her to get air through, and take her out of the town to Kourindou, and keep her as a sex slave.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:00 No. 1094

[x] Decapitate. Steal her hat and run out of the village as fast as I can.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:04 No. 1098

>>1092
I don't quite think you would even to do anything.

She's at the state where she'll do anything.

>>1094
You take your axe and chop her head clear off. You remove the hat, and a demon appears.

"Foolish human, you will regret this."

The demon disappears and you acquire the hat; you leave the house, and make your way back to the entrance again.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:06 No. 1101

>>1098
No, Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6, you are the demons.
And then Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 wrote the fanfictions.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:07 No. 1104

>>1098
Return to the lake, muttering how I regret nothing. Demons don't scare me!

Ceadda!JgFak6OOeM 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:08 No. 1105

>>1098

Go back in and pee on her corpse. Flay the skin from her breasts and wear them as shoulder pads.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:09 No. 1107

Couldn't Keine just erase the history of you killing everyone and raping her?

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:09 No. 1108

Goto Moriya shrine.

Frog rape.

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Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:14 No. 1113

Take her head and go for a walk in the bamboo forest.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:14 No. 1114

>>1105
You do so, you feel no different

>>1104
You return to the lake where you made your initial killings; you find that the area is clean and that even China's body is gone. You wonder as what you should do, until a sharp pain strike you in the back.

You turn around and see a fairy take off; it was Daiyousei and she left a gift into you back. You remove the object and scream in pain from doing so; it was her dagger.

Luckyily, the dagger didn't go deep, but you need help fast. The SDM lies ahead and wonder if you should take the chance.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:16 No. 1117

>>1114
Consuming the flesh of the others and defiling them has imbued us with an unholy power. It forces the knife out of our back and heals the wound over.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:16 No. 1118

>>1114

Try swimming. The lake can't be that cold.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:16 No. 1119

>>1114
Shoot her down, via wand, thrown dagger, anything.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:17 No. 1122

Run back to the shrine

Sakuya will kill us.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:17 No. 1123

>>1114
Lets see, we killed the door guard, lied to the maid, and lied to get fairies to attack the maid. I don't think the SDM will welcome us.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:17 No. 1124

>>1118
"I don't think so Tim," the brain states.

>>1119
That fucking fairy's long gone.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:19 No. 1126

>>1124

1. Shit a brick.
2. Throw it in the lake.
3. ????"
4. PROFIT!!

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:19 No. 1127

>>1122
You need help now and are not sure if your make it.

>>1123
You're gonna die though.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:19 No. 1128

Put on Keine's hat. Maybe the hat is the source of the their powers.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:20 No. 1130

>>1122

I agree. so far they don't know of our evil.

Anonymous 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:22 No. 1132

How the hell would we get across the lake anyway? Get to the shrine.

Not Gensokyo Man!WqZjpnt2w6 2008/04/01 (Tue) 20:23 No. 1135

>>1128
You do so, but you feel no different, at least you think so.

>>1130
You take that chance and run back to the main road; you make your way to the Shrine, but the pain becomes too unbearable. You faint along the way and hope someone will come...

We shall pick up next time.

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