Winner - No
Bonus - We're screaming as loud as possible (I thought it'd be funny)
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Instead of partaking in the sailor's request, you take a deep breath, and-
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Everyone else stares at you in shock, the sailor nearly drops her raygun in surprise.
"What that hell was THAT?!"
She stumbles over her words for a few moments as she struggles to comprehend that sudden screeching. She eventually pulls out a modified walkie talkie and starts speaking.
"Hey... professor? It's Chiyuri. We've got three intruders, and one of them is a little... unhinged."
"WHAT?" A shrill voice echoes through the reciever, and frantic footsteps approach a nearby door, which then bursts open to reveal a strawberry-colored girl who looks like she was currently in the middle of a crisis.
"There's THREE of them?! A-And they're human?!"
The woman shrieks and practically tackles Chiyuri, shaking her like a ragdoll.
"You said the spaceship would attract YOUKAI! Not humans!"
Chiyuri coughs and sputters. "I... Told you.. We... were... in the outside world... you... crazy woman!"
The professor drops her assistant with a dull thud before turning to us.
"Uh... Is everything alright?" Maribel asked.
"Ohoho, more than alright, my dear madam!"
"Oh god, why are you speaking like that..." Chiyuri groans from the floor.
"Shush. Anyway, I am Professor Yumemi, scientific genius of the new frontier!"
"Now, seeing as our efforts have been... compromised." She grits her teeth as she admits her failure. "I'm here to offer you three an enlightening proposition!"
"She wants you to join us." Chiyuri says bluntly.
"Sure, let's go with that. So... do you accept?"
Maribel and Renko share a glance.
"I think it could be fun, and it wouldn't hurt to have more members!"
"Merry, the sailor pointing a gun at first the moment we arrived-"
"You were intruding, genius." Chiyuri interrupts.
"-And the red lady seems a bit... off? And they both wear ridiculous outfits..."
"WHAT DID YOU JUST-" Yumemi shrieks, only to be interrupted by Chiyuri clamping a hand over her mouth.
"Let it go, Yumemi. Our outfits are clearly unusual."
"Hmph. Fine. I shall overlook this incident..."
"...If you accept."
[] - I accept
[] - Screw this, time to run!