Waking Up In Gensokyo - 38 | THP

Waking Up In Gensokyo - Thread 38, Day 4 Gensokyo Man!!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:17 No. 357788 ▼

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You follow her through the darkened, yet cleanly and sanitary halls of the mansion. Even if she can stop time, now that you have a moment to reflect on it, it probably takes quite a bit of effort to clean the huge, almost castle-like mansion. Although you are obviously moving faster than normal through the hallowed corridors, you have time to talk to the stoic maid, or attempt to engage in nattering small talk should you choose.

[ ] "So... How are you?"

[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[ ] "How long have you been here?"

[ ] "Funny name you've got."

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

[ ] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357790

[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357793

[x] "How long have you been here?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357794

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357796

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357797

[ ] "How long have you been here?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357798

[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357800

[x] "How long have you been here?"

teh ~ze Girl!3GqYIJ3Obs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357803

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Also: in b4 Mudkipz reference.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357804

[ ] "How long have you been here?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357805

[x] "You're tsundere for Hong Meiling right?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357806

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357808

[X] "How long have you been here?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357809

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
DO IT FAGGOT

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357814

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357815

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357816

[ ] "How long have you been here?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357819

[y] How long have you been here?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357820

We already missed our chance to ask about the pads, guys.

Unless he lied to us.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357821

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357822

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357824

[x] "How long have you been here?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357826

I THINK DUMBASS IS A PRETTY COOL GUY

EH MAKES FUN OF MAIDS AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357828

[X] "Why do you use pads?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357829

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357830

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357832

THANKS GM FOR BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357833

[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Grow a spine, you faggots.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357834

[x] "How long have you been here?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357835

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357836

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

GO

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357837

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357838

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357839

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357840

[x] How long have you been here?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357845

[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357846

[x] Do you pad your breasts?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357848

[x] How long have you been here?

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357851

[ ] "How long have you been here?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357852

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357853

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Remember, its down the road, not across the street.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357857

>>357793
>>357800
>>357797
>>357804
>>357808
>>357834
>>357833
>>357828
If "Why do you use pads" counts as a vote for "Do you pad your breasts", then it wins. Otherwise, "How long have you been here" wins.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357858

[X] "How long have you been here?"

!KYON.wwv9s 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357859

[x] Do you pad your breasts?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357860

>>OP
[X] "So... How are you?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357864

>>OP
>[ ] "I hear you like knives."

And staying up all night?

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357866

Why does anonymous now sound like GlaDOS' curiosity sphere?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357867

>>357857

"How long have you been here", I'd rather not die.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357869

[x] "Why do you wear pads?"
Then jump in the lake.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357870

...Goodbye Anon...

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357875

[x]How long have you been here?
Fucking breast pad-fags.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357876

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

DO IT FAGGOTS

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357877

[X] "How long have you been here?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357879

>>357819
>>357816
>>357808
>>357804
>>357800
>>357797
>>357793
Wait, misfire, "How long have you been here" wins

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:23 No. 357880

>>357857
Great. We're dead. Way to go, Anonymous.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:23 No. 357881

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
whimps

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:23 No. 357882

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Maybe we can ask what she is going to do with them to us.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:23 No. 357883

Incoming confirmation choice

DO NOT PUSSY OUT THIS TIME ANON

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:23 No. 357884

>>357816
winner

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:23 No. 357888

>>357879
bawwwwwwwwww ;_;

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:23 No. 357890

>>357866

Funny because that's how I was imagining this being said.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:24 No. 357893

>>357879
Great. We're alive. Way to go, Anonymous.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:24 No. 357896

[X] "I hear you like knives."

GO WITH THE KNIVES !
STRAIGHT TO OBLIVION !

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:24 No. 357897

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:24 No. 357899

SO I HERD U LIEK...damnit.
Well we're pretty much guaranteed not to die for a few choices at least so whatever's fine.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:24 No. 357900

[x] "How long have you been here?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:24 No. 357902

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:25 No. 357903

[x] "If you want to, I'll have sex with you, and I'll never tell anyone, ever."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:25 No. 357906

[X] "I heard you like knives."

I LOVE KNIVES !

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:25 No. 357907

[x] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:25 No. 357912

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:26 No. 357913

You guys are faggots. You finally get a chance to learn the truth about pads, and you ask her how long she's been here.

WHO CARES HOW LONG SHE'S BEEN HERE. NOT VERY LONG, OBVIOUSLY. SHE'S HUMAN AND YOUNG, SO IT COULD EVEN BE WITHIN THE LAST MONTH OR SO BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU... YOU...

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:26 No. 357919

>>357913
DOUBLE FAGGOTS

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:26 No. 357920

>>357913
You what? Go on, spit it out, son.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357921

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Go with the knives, maybe she will talk to us about a thing she likes.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357923

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"
CMON DO IT

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357927

[ ] your that lady from the test!

[ ] Are we going on a trip?

[ ] ooh whats in he~re?

[ ] WAAAAARRRrrrrgggghhh.....

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357928 ▼

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>>357919

!KYON.wwv9s 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357930

>>357913
Hear this man, for he speaks the truth.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357931

>>357923
[X] "I hear you like knives."

Do not fucking anger her !

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357932

does anyone have like the last 6 threads saved?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357934

>>357913
>NOT VERY LONG, OBVIOUSLY. SHE'S HUMAN AND YOUNG

But Sakuya is a Lunarian so yeah!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:28 No. 357935

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Gensokyo Man!!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:28 No. 357940 ▼

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"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice.

[ ] "No, really, how long?"

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[ ] "Funny name you've got."

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[ ] "Long day, huh?"

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

[ ] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:28 No. 357941

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

So as I pray...

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:28 No. 357942

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:28 No. 357943

>>OP
[X] "I hear you like knives."

dySWN!!5mLGD3yn+rT 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357947

>>357913
But anon doesn't want to die.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357949

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357950

>>357940
[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357951

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357953

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357954

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357957

[x] I herd u liek knives

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357958

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357960 ▼

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I was so horny, too.

bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357962

[x] "Long day, huh?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357963

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357964

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357965

>>357913

This pad shit is a stupid meme that started from a mildly amusing video, it shouldn't even be mentioned in a thread like this.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357966

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357967

[X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357968 ▼

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>>357934

eirin knows sakuya somehow. zun agreed. Eirin is a 1200year old virgin too.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357969

>>357920

SHE'LL LIFT UP HER SHIRT TO PROVE IT TO US, AND SHE'LL HAVE A MOMENT OF VULNERABILITY BEFORE WE REASSURE HER THAT PADS ARE ALRIGHT AND SHE SHOULDN'T BE ASHAMED OF HER BODY AND BY THE LAWS OF EROGE WE'LL GET AN H-SCENE.

BUT NOOOOOOOOO, YOU HAD TO ASK HOW LONG SHE'S BEEN HERE. DOES THAT COUNT HOW LONG SHE'S SUSPENDED TIME?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357970

[X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357971 ▼

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GEE MAKING EGGS SURE IS HARD WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A SPINE

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357972

[x] Remain silent

Sakuya's past is unknown. Talking about it can only result in a BAD END.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357974

[ ] "Long day, huh?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357975

>>357947
[X] "I hear you like knives."

Therefore he has to keep on talking, and knives seem a better choice for smalltalk for me then knives.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357976

"I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357978

>>357940
[x] "Your breasts look fake. Do you use pads?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357979

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357981

>>357932
yeah i missed the past few days ever dince the 7 minute wait of 08

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357983

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357985

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357987

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357990

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 357994

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 357995

>>357943
>>357951
>>357953
>>357957
>>357964
>>357966
>>357975
Winner is knives.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 357996 ▼

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Don't fucking ask about the pads. She won't tell us the truth anyway. And we'll die. Think about that. THERE IS NO POSITIVE SIDE.

[X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 358002

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 358004

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Go with the fucking knives now ! Its your only choice to survive.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 358005

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 358006

>>357971
we should really see the wizard and see if he will give us a spine. or at least a brain.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 358007

[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Kirakishou!UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:32 No. 358011

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:32 No. 358014

WE ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:33 No. 358021

X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Gensokyo Man!!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:33 No. 358024 ▼

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Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:33 No. 358025

>>357981
you can get all past threads here:
https://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/
https://anontouhouvnproject.makeforum.org/post343.html#343

today's: >>355882 >>356857

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:33 No. 358028

>>357965
>stupid meme that started from a mildly amusing video

ha ha no

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:33 No. 358032

>>358024
Uh...?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:33 No. 358033

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358035

[X] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358037

>>358024
wait wat

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358038

>>357996
You are Anonymous and browsing /jp/.
You know anything about the maid, even how her instines look. (Doujins Horray !)

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Maybe with this we can extend our lives a bit longer.

Quite some time was also fucking obvious...

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358040

>>358028

ha ha yes

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358041

>>357965

Kill yourself newfag

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358042

[X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358045

"I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358046

>>358024
clipboard misfire?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358047

>>358024
Misfire, soldier. Reload and try again.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358049

Pads weren't even an option this time, stop voting for it.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:35 No. 358050

>>358024
SAKUYA STOP FUCKING WITH THE TIME/SPACE CONTINUUM, DAMN IT.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:35 No. 358058

[x] "Long day, huh?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:35 No. 358059

>>357940
[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:36 No. 358063

>>358041

lolno

I've been in the Touhou community for about two years now, and nothing has been as stupid as this "SAKUYA PADS" shit.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:36 No. 358064

I want to know if she likes knives.

[x] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:36 No. 358065

[X] JAM IT IN

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:36 No. 358070

>>358024

SNAKE, YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:37 No. 358075

>>358050
No, wait! I see what happened here. Our choices must have from this point, led to a bad end, so we used our ultimate egg based skill, and summoned the Time Egg! using it, we reversed time in order to make a new choice!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:37 No. 358076

[X] "Funny name you've got."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:37 No. 358080

>>358063
I've been in the Touhou community for about 13 years now. Pads stay.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:38 No. 358085 ▼

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>>357971

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:38 No. 358087

[X] "I hear you like knives."

If we can talk with her about something pleasureable for her she will eventually smile and show some mercy.

Maybe we could have a quick death or she uses us to bake a delicious cake.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:38 No. 358088

>>358038

Yes. Utilize your hard-earned 4chan knowledge, Anonymous.

ZUN!nAkBA7TDz6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:38 No. 358089

>>358080
No pads.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:38 No. 358090

so, does the website, https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html, have a scheduled update time?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:39 No. 358095

GM did it on purpose. Sakuya is fucking with time.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:39 No. 358096

>>358063
>>358080

Really? I've been a fan for 30 years, and I know the dudes that created it. It used to be known as super bullet dodging funtime.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:39 No. 358098

>>358090
I update it once GM is done for the day.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:39 No. 358099

[X] "Long day, huh?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:39 No. 358100

[ ] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:39 No. 358104 ▼

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Amused by your continued presence and survival around Flandre, she's going to make you cook her something to try and impress her so she can further confirm to herself she is better then you.

Time to get cooking epic eggs, Anon. Her look of mixed disgust at the look of such a simple dish, yet the relatively nice taste will be something to sear into your mind.

Also sage.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358106 ▼

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FACT: SAKUYA LOVES EGGS.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358107

>>358080

Alright. It's fine with me really, but I just think it's stupid is all, atleast the rate at which it's brought up.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358111

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358112

>>358024

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

Just give us an answer already, you... you...

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358113

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Did I mention that I hate time travel?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358116

[x] Remain silent
Think this is what we need to get out of the choices repeating.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358117 ▼

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HOLY SHIT, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358118

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:41 No. 358121

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:41 No. 358122 ▼

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>>358085
[X] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:41 No. 358125

>>358106

BRICKS

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:43 No. 358133

>>358117
Anon is going to beat destiny. He'll get older. And he's going to get taller. And his breasts will get bigger too.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:43 No. 358137

GM, if you're wondering:

Knives is currently winning with 5 votes.

If you're fucking with space/time, please assume that this is our next course of action.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:43 No. 358138

>>358118

'Hey, I just realized that the Kitchen has easy to clean floors without carpeting.' You comment, the thought just striking you in the oddest way all of a sudden.

'Indeed.'

BAD END.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:43 No. 358139

>>358104
Probably true, with one vital detail: she'll make Anon cut himself and add his blood to the meal.

Then serve it to Remilia.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:44 No. 358140

I'm so fucking confused

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:44 No. 358141

[x] "So, are we having sex in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:44 No. 358142

[x] "you liek knifes?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:44 No. 358143

>>358096
>Really? I've been a fan for 30 years, and I know the dudes that created it. It used to be known as super bullet dodging funtime.

You too? I still sometimes bring out my old Coleco to play some SBDF 2 (or Cho Dakka Dojeen Funtimu, as it's known in the original japanese).

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:44 No. 358144

>>358137

Of course she is fucking with it.

Hello? TIME JOKES ! SAKUYA !

also: [-|--] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:45 No. 358150

>>358138

fuuuuuuuck

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:46 No. 358158

>>358139
>Probably true, with one vital detail: she'll make Anon cut himself and add his blood to the meal.

Some bloodplay is fine too.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:46 No. 358167

[x] How did you come to stay here, then?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:46 No. 358170

>>358144
ROOM! CLEANING! STOP!

-|--{>x_x)>

Gensokyo Man!!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:46 No. 358172 ▼

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"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice. Somehow, you think you've heard this before, but you're not sure where. Huh.

[ ] "No, really, how long?"

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[ ] "Funny name you've got."

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[ ] "Long day, huh?"

teh ~ze Girl!3GqYIJ3Obs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358173

[X] "I hear you like knives."

I bet she will answer: I LOEV KNIVES !

For great justice !

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358174

>>358133

I see what you did there.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358175

[X] I hear you like knives

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358177

[X] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358178

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358180

[] "Do you pad your breasts?"
As much as I'd like to.

[x] "So... How are you?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358181

[ ] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358182

>>358144
>>358142
>>358137
Okay. Then knives wins.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358185

>>358172

Oh fuck.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358186

[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358187

Anon is stuck in a pime taradox.

[x] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358189

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

FUCKIN' TIME PARADOX.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358190

>>358172

[] Long day, huh?

IT'S GONNA BE

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358191

[x] Remain silent

Maybe she'll stop screwing with us if we shut up...

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358193

[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358194

[ ] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358195

[x] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

Stop asking obvious questions, maybe this will catch her off guard.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358196

[X] MOU IKKAI!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358197

>>358172
OH SHI-

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358198

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

teh ~ze Girl!3GqYIJ3Obs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358200

>>358172

Shall this be her answer to: "I hear you like knives." ?

This kind of does not make sense.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358201

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358202

wait what

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358203

[x] Remain silent
Better off not giving bullets of Sakuyas gun. otherwise known as her mouth. inb4lolimsowittyquoteedit

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358204

[X] "Funny name you've got."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358207

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358208

>>358200
You are fucking stupid.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358210

>>358172
I give up.

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358214

[x] If I apologize, will you stop fucking with my head? Goddamn.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358215

[x] OH SHI-

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358216

[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

This is one of those situations where you can't advance until you give the "right" answer isn't it.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358217

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358219

[ ] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358220

>>358203
I'd put my bullets in her gun, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358221

[×] Remain silent.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358222

[X] MOU IKKAI!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358223

Of course, these threads miss the vital element of today's Anon; annoying and incomprehensible use of meme's in ordinary conversation.

I was expecting him to be more of a faggot but then, I guess we would have killed him a whole load faster.

My vote. 'Loooooooong day, huh?' Sarcastic tone and all, grow a back bone and push her a little. Accidents may happen but it's not fun if you don't fuck with them a bit.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358224

[X] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358225

[X] so, you can mess with time, then?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358226

[X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358228

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358229

[x] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358231

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Why is Sakuya dicking around with us? I hope she thinks this is funny.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358232

[x] Remain fucking silent.

Sakuya is not communicative, guys. She doesn't want to talk to us.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358233

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358236

[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

The time paradox is obviously Sakuya being tsundere for us and trying to get us to ask her better questions about herself.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:52 No. 358240

KNIVES HAVE FUCKING WON !
NOT THE FUCKING TIME !

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:52 No. 358243

>>358223
Mr Dumbass is far too spineless to try anything like that.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:52 No. 358248

>>358233
>>358231
>>358224
>>358217
>>358207
>>358198
>>358189
>>358178
>>358177
Kitchen wins this time.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358250

>>358236

oh fuck don't ask about hong

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358253

[x] Remain silent.
The second half of her response may cause concern, unless it indicates anything we can use to our advantage.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358255

>>358172
[ ] "Screw you, bitch."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358256

>>358172
WHAT THE FUCK, GM?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
[x] Remain Silent.
>>358173
Fuck bitch, go back to being anon so we don't treat you like the dumb faggot you are.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358258

>>358240
THE JOKE
YOUR HEAD

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358259

>>358243
In which case we're never getting past this question.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358260

>>358248

Haha sure if GM manages to count the answers this time.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358261

[X] Begin singing "The Song That Never Ends" and repeat until Sakuya gives up, or lodges a blade hilt-deep in our skull. Whichever comes first.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358263

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

>>358240
No it hasn't.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358264

[X] "Screw you, bitch."
Screw this.

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:55 No. 358268

>>358236
let me tell you exactly what knives is.

"I heard you like knives?" you ask, with a glance at your companion.

"oh yes. let me show you just how much I like them." Sayuka answers, drawing a knife, throwing it, and embedding it into your throat in one precise motion. The air in front of you explodes into a shower of red as you slump backwards onto the hallway floor.

"oh hell." Sayuka mutters, rewinding time for the 42nd time today

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:55 No. 358271

INFINITE TIME LOOP

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:55 No. 358275

'GEE, I WONDER WHAT CHINA IS UP TO'

'Hey, Sakuya, how did China get so HEALTHY? I mean, daaamn. If you know what I mean.' You wink at her slyly, or at least what you think sly would look like. Unfortunately it looks more like a bad twitch and loses the effect somewhat.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:55 No. 358277

[X] "Wanna watch Groundhog day?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:55 No. 358278

[x] Remain silent

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:55 No. 358279 ▼

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I give up on this world already. Where's my jump in the lake option?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:56 No. 358282 ▼

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[x] I heard you like Knives

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:56 No. 358283

>>358144
>>358142
>>358122
>>358112
>>358111
>>358087
>>358064
>>358045
>>358038

Sure it has.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:57 No. 358288

[X] Get wasted like it was June 1983

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:58 No. 358293

>>358283
Votes before the most recent entry don't count, knivesfag.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:58 No. 358294

[x] Start singing "One More Time"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:58 No. 358295

>>358283
Hey there slowpoke

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:58 No. 358296

autosage is now

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:59 No. 358303

>>358282
I see what you did there.

Gensokyo Man!!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:59 No. 358305 ▼

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"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice. Seriously, what the shit? You SWEAR you just asked about the fucking kitchen. Fuck, she's screwing with you, isn't she? Damnit, Sakuya.

[ ] "Screw you, bitch."

[ ] "So anyways, I hear you're actually flat chested."

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

[ ] Genuflect

[ ] "You are a wonderful woman."

[ ] "Stop doing that!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358309

>>358305
[ ] "So anyways, I hear you're actually flat chested."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358310

[ ] "So, when are we doing it in the kitchen?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358311

>>358305
[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358313

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358315

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

WHY NOT
TIME WILL JUST TURN BACK IF ITS A BAD END

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358317

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358319

>>358305

[x] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358320

[x] "Screw you, bitch."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358321

[x] "Stop doing that!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358322

>>358293
Explain yourself please, there are 9 votes for knives after >>358024 but GM continued with >>358172.

This does not make any sense at all.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358323

[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358324

[ ] "Stop doing that!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358325

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

SHOW'EM YOUR WIT

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358326

>>358305

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358328

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358330

[ ] "So anyways, I hear you're actually flat chested."

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

ONE OF THESE.

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358331

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358332

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358333

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358335

[X] "Stop doing that!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358337

[x] "... Long day, huh?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358339

[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358340

[x] "You are a wonderful woman."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358341

[X] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358342

[x] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358343

>>358305
[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

I was seriously THIS close to the bang you comment. THIS CLOSE.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358345

>>358322
what the fuck does it matter at this point anyway

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358346

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358347

[x] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358350

>>358305

[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358351

[ ] "Stop doing that!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358352

[x] "You are a wonderful woman." With sarcasm.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358353

>>358311
>>358315
>>358319
>>358326
>>358328
>>358330
>>358331
Winner... For better or for worse.

For worse, mostly.

I'd prefer the sarcasm myself.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358354

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358355

[X] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

We're so fucked.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358356

[X] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Damn HAX powers.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358357

[x] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358358

[ ] "Screw you, bitch."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358364

MIND FUCK BEGINS! Does that mean we're nearing the end?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358365

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:03 No. 358367

>>358353
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:03 No. 358369

[ ] FALCON PUNCH

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:03 No. 358371

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:03 No. 358372

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

DO IT FAGGOT !

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:03 No. 358374

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:03 No. 358376

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:03 No. 358378

>>358353
I suppose it's time for a preemptive [X] No.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358379

>>358353
There goes our last continue. I swear everything is trying to prevent us from making it back to the gate.

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358382

>>358331
Wins? Oh god. what have I done.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358383

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358385

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

What, no remain silent option?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358386

>>358353

he doesn't afraid of anything

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358388

HERE WE GO GUYS
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

HOT DICKINGS
OR COLD STEEL

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358389

>>358322
Sakuya has the ability to play with time to a limited amount. Fucking bitch is dicking with us. That's it, I no longer am willing to put up with this crap from this bitch. I refuse any sort of Sakuya ending.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358392 ▼

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>>358353
Forgive me, Meiling, but we must end this dream like men!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358395

I feel Death a callin'.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:05 No. 358396

>>358305

[X] Alright, stop that. It's getting way too silly.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:05 No. 358400

Oh well

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:05 No. 358403

SIKIEIKI END

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:06 No. 358406

Oh wait.
Anon is learning, unconsciously, time magic! But we can't control it yet, so we feel we are being mindfucked.
We need to fight with Sakuya, so we can free China!
"SAKUYA! THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME STOP!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:06 No. 358409

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

If we have mindfuckalready let it end with a BANG!

Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:07 No. 358411

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:07 No. 358418

You know, the best part of the "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?" option is that she might slip up and say "... Some time."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:09 No. 358427

Hot dickings time??

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:09 No. 358428

>>358418

This is why it has to end this damn loop.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:09 No. 358429

.... Why didn't we pick genuflect?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:09 No. 358430

>>358403
Hell no!

We visit Yuyuko while Shikieiki is thinking of our punishment, we show her our egg cooking skills, and she puts in a good word with the Yama.

Head Egg Chef End, here we come!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:10 No. 358438 ▼

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What a joke

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:11 No. 358444

[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:11 No. 358445

In before H-scene?

Maybe this time loop is happening because GM already wrote a H scene and he was forcing us to go through it.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:11 No. 358452

>>358445
Nah, I don't see her doing that.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:12 No. 358454

>>358403
Our worldly desires are still too great. We will have out Cirno/Keine/Mokou/China fivesome. Komachi cannot defeat us.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:12 No. 358455

JESUS CHRIST THE FUCKING SUSPENSE

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:12 No. 358457

Unless there's a confirm choice...

Guys, It's been fun. GM, I'm honored to have played this with you. At least we're going out with a fucking bang.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:13 No. 358461

>>358452
DREAM, ANON.
NOTHING WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED IF YOU DON'T DREAM.
IF SIMON DID NOT DREAM, WOULD HE HAVE DEFEATED THE ANTI-SPIRALS?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:13 No. 358470

>>358445
Have you already forgotten the dream sequence?
Even if there were an H-scene, chances are it would either be quickly interrupted for or immediately followed by our horrific and painful death. Possibly involving the lake in some way.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:13 No. 358471

>>358454
Don't forget Patchy after we get her that inhaler.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:14 No. 358475

Wow, I really wanted to see more....*

*Unless by a stroke of luck, we stays alive.

Gensokyo Man!!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:14 No. 358479 ▼

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"No." She holds a hand to her face, covering a sly smile. "Before you ask, why YES, I -did- have a long day. No, you may not object, and you will listen because you also make a very good pincushion. I am going to tell you all about it. Did you know? An ice fairy tried to break into here earlier." Sakuya just tramples right over your free will. "Naturally, she was an intruder, so I had to handle her..."
Oh, no.
She did not just fucking touch the (9).

[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

[ ] "... Oh, screw you, bitch."

[ ] Punch her

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

[ ] Sputter with rage

[ ] Remain silent.

teh ~ze Girl!3GqYIJ3Obs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:14 No. 358480 ▼

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>>358445

If this really is the case I will never use this name in any of GMs threads again.

I swear, ~ze.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:14 No. 358485

>>358461
Maybe she DOES want us to pierce her heavens with our drill!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:15 No. 358489

>>358479
[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:15 No. 358491

>>358479
[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:15 No. 358492

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:15 No. 358493

[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:15 No. 358494

>>358457

It was nice knowing us Anon.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358496

[x] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358497

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358499

Time for a new thread GM

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358501

[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358502

[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

don't wanna die

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358506

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358508

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

FUCK

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358509

[x] Remain silent.
Let's hear the rest of this before we do anything rash, hm?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358511

>>358479
[X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

FUCKING SAKUYA.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358512

>>358479
[ ] "... Oh, screw you, bitch."

dySWN!!5mLGD3yn+rT 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358513

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358514

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
Also autosage, better get a new thread.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358515

>>358479

[x] Sputter with rage

.... Sakuya, that's it. You're fucking dead before we leave this mansion. Special powers or not, we're fucking killing you. GM, I would love some Power Armor and a Thunder Hammer, we're gonna need it.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358516

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

fuck this bitch

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358517

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358519

[X] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

ANY OTHER CHOICE = DEATH IMMINENT

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358520

Rescue ⑨ and convince China to run away with us. Sounds like a plan!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358522

[X] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

HAR HAR

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358523

[X] Remain silent.

Suddenly, I find myself missing Flandre.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358525

We can't die anyway, since we are -still- Remi's guest. We are probably going to lose a finger or an ear after this choice, but we aren't going to die.
Unless we try to rape the maids.
Or the lake evolves and floods SDM.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358528

[x] nod and smile.

If she beat the strongest, then it's best not to anger her.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358531

[X] Just as planned

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358532

[X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358533

nocturnal illusions flashback. instead of a h scene you get a groundhog day effect

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358535

>>358479
My dreams are shattered.

teh ~ze Girl!3GqYIJ3Obs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358537

>>358479

What a pity, ~ze.

[X] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

I want to read a Cirno torture scene, because female writers rule at torture scenes.
(Except Franz Kafka, his torture scenes where quite decent...)

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358540

>>358489
>>358492
>>358497
>>358506
>>358508
>>358511
>>358513
We have a winner. What the fuck did you do, exactly?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358541

[X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
I like Sakuya, but even she can't get away with hurting Cirno!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:18 No. 358542

[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile
Cirno is strongest, I'm sure she's perfectly fine. Of course, if she's not, there will be extreme violence of one sort or another.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:18 No. 358543

[x] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:18 No. 358545

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
A PERFECTLY REASONABLE QUESTION

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:18 No. 358551

Time keeps moving, so slowly, slowly.

[ ] Punch her

BRIGHTOOO PAAAANCHU!

C'mon guys, she's obviously under orders not to kill us, so we have a pass here.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358554

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

CIRUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358557

[X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358558 ▼

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>>358479
[X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Gensokyo Man!!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358559 ▼

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Disk read error.
Gensokyo Man must sleep.

Save slot 6?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358560

>>358479

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358561

[X] "... Oh, screw you, bitch."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358562

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

WHO
TOUCHED
MY
NINE

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358564

[ ] Sputter with rage

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358565

[ ] Yes

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358566

I fucking hate Sakuya now

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358567

>>358559
[No]
Save slot 1.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358568

[X] Nod and smile. Nod and smile.

I WANT CIRNO DEAD ! PLZ LET US MURDER HER !

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358569

[x] Yes

WHY YOU LEAVE ANON IS SUSPENSE???

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358571

[X] Yes

Yup, I think it's about that time of night.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358574

[x] Yes
Better get some rescue mission tomorrow, no one screws with our ride.

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358575

I vote that we Brighto panchu her at some point. bitch deserves it.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358576

>>358559
Oh.
So do I.
[x] Yes! But with Captain Falcon's voice.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358577

[ ] Yes

Good timing, now I can go enjoy the Alice RP thread.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:21 No. 358580

>>358559
[X] No

CRAP THREAD WAS CRAP.
Let's redo this and ask about the pads next time.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:21 No. 358581

>>358559
[X] Yes

Anonymous must sleep, as well.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:21 No. 358583 ▼

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Whatever happens, Anon, I would just like to remind you that as the ones who decided to come back to this place in the first place, anything and everything that has happened up to this point and will continue to happen has been entirely your own fault. Every misfortune that has befallen you and anyone you have come to care about, everyone who has gotten hurt or will get hurt, all of it is on your head.

So, anyone up for a swim?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:21 No. 358586

[x] Nod and smile.
It's bad to jump to conclusions, even if things sound quite bad.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:21 No. 358587

[X] Yes

Good night, GM.

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:22 No. 358590

[X] Yes, after Bright Punching Sayuka. that bitch.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:22 No. 358591

[x] Yes

Watching animu is tough when I have to spam F5 every three minutes.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:22 No. 358593

Wait, why would she take us to the kitchen to tell us she beat Cirno?

aww nawww

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:22 No. 358598

>>358559
Yes.

Anonymous, you do realize that we have no choice now, right? We have to kill Sakuya. She just hurt our (9). That... bitch... is now our mortal enemy. We need to go Nanaya/Garcher/Emperor's Champion/Grey Knight/Khorne Berserker/Frenzied Berserker on her ass.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:23 No. 358602

[x] Sputter with rage

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:23 No. 358605

I AM IN DESPAIR

THE CLIFFHANGER ABOUT THE ⑨ HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:23 No. 358607

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
BITCH I'LL OPEN THE GATES OF BABYLON IN YOU ASS IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO HER!!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:23 No. 358608

FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

IT WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING, TOO!

...
[x] Yes

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:24 No. 358617

>>358583
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:24 No. 358618

>>358593

Cirno is the new SDM refrigerator. Habeeb it.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:25 No. 358622

Remember anons, fairies cannot die.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:25 No. 358623

>>358607 ON YOUR
i fix

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:25 No. 358628

4pm tomorrow?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:25 No. 358629

When will you come back GM?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:26 No. 358637

>>358629
seven minutes

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:27 No. 358642 ▼

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https://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Fairy
>an individual fairy is short-lived(*1), but they immediately resurrect in the same shape.
>1: Fairy life differs from that of humans, so it is a mistake to say that they are short-lived.

On one hand, Cirno can't be killed.

On the other, neither could Mai-chan.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:27 No. 358644 ▼

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CIRNO DIED,
ANON CRIED

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:28 No. 358648

Gentlemen, lulz are over. The awesome and manliness begin next game!

Spring!m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:30 No. 358665

>>358622
so instead of dead, she is captured. probably pinned under glass somewhere like a bug.

The time for politics is over. the time for the smacking of bitches is now.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:30 No. 358668

>>358642
>On the other, neither could Mai-chan.
;_;

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:31 No. 358674

>>358665
Only smacking of bitches is going to be the smacking of anon's penis into Sakuya's vagina.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:31 No. 358675

>>358642
OH GOD NO, CIRNO IS GOING TO BECOME ONE WITH THE LAKE

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:34 No. 358695

She's fucking with us. She wants us mad, angry, frustrated... That's not a bad thing, though. We've been a dick, and our presence in SDM is a nasty reminder to her that she failed to keep someone out. She's making us squirm because it's pretty obvious where our weak spot is and we're completely out of any conceivable realm of safety. It's debatable as to whether this is worse than having her shiv us and dump the body in the lake.

My hat is off to GM for this characterization of Sakuya. In my mind well conceived fanon is as good as canon when it comes to Touhou, and this offers another perspective to the maid.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:36 No. 358712

>>358648
Then I can say this with pride.

See you next time, Space Cowboy.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:37 No. 358722

She is gonna keep Cirno hostage and make us go on a quest!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:38 No. 358734

That was confusing.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:39 No. 358740

Sakuya leads you into the kitchen for the cook-off. Win and you get Cirno back, lose and your blood is forfeit.

After nervous preparation, you are at the greased skillet, trembling, ready to crack the eggshell on the edge of the pan, when unfamiliar words spring unbidden from the depths of your mind:

"I am the bone of my skillet...."

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:40 No. 358747

Anon needs to getsum HAX now

Kirakishou!UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:40 No. 358750

>>358740
YES. UNLIMITED EGG WOKS~

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:41 No. 358757

Sakuya is really such a nasty, tsundere bitch? I didn't get that kind of impression from the games.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:41 No. 358758

>>358695

Agreed. Fucking with Sakuya was/is the most entertaining part of SDM.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:42 No. 358762

>>358757
What dere? Do you know what words mean?

Kirakishou!UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:42 No. 358767

>>358757
Read the stuff on the wiki about her, and the stuff in Ah.. perfect momento, I think. It portrays her as being exceedingly cold.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:42 No. 358769

Fuck! YWUIG has just taken a turn to awesomeness. We have to rescue Cirno from a time controlling, knife throwing maid that hates our guts and we only have the power to cook eggs. Cannot... wait... for next thread...

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:43 No. 358773

>>She's making us squirm because it's pretty obvious where our weak spot is and we're completely out of any conceivable realm of safety.

Really? I would swear it was because she's a sadistic and frigid bitch.

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