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Waking Up In Gensokyo - Thread 20, Day 3 Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:51 No. 261471 ▼

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4,000+ replies and 20 threads, Anon. Thank you /jp/sies. But praytell...
Why the hell am I so popular. I have no idea, yet coming on here earlier, I see no less than 2 lake threads on the front page. You fools! This is what the lake wants you to do! Stop obeying it's siren-like lure! Onwards, anon, onwards...

Your cheerful smile and request for her is ignored as she kneels next to you from where you sit on the ground after the rude drop. "My day was fine, sir, but please, nothing is broken, right?" As she runs her fingers over your arms and back, you can't help but notice they are oddly soft; you would have expected more calluses from hard work as the concerned gatekeeper proceeds to look you over.

[ ] "Honestly, I am fine, Meiling; Don't worry."

[ ] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

[ ] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

[ ] "Meiling, I have to go back..." Stand up and pull away

[ ] Rush back inside without another word

[ ] Try to kiss her

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:52 No. 261474

[x] Genuflect

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:52 No. 261477

[X] Try to kiss her

Pantsuru Man 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:52 No. 261479

[x] Try to kiss her

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. 261482

[ ] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

NO KISSU
NO YET

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. 261483

[X] kiss her

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. 261485

[X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. 261487

[X] "Honestly, I am fine, Meiling; Don't worry."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. 261488

"I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. 261489

[x] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. 261493

[X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

DO IT FAGGOTS! MORE TOUCHING!

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. 261494

[x] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:53 No. 261495

[X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

vvav 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. 261497

[x] "Honestly, I am fine, Meiling; Don't worry."

Wasn't there a negative response to a hug? And now you're gonna rush in for a kiss????

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. 261498

>[ ] "Honestly, I am fine, China; Don't worry."

>[ ] "Thank you for your concern, China."

>[ ] "China, I have to go back..." Stand up and pull away
Corrected.

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. 261499

[ ] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

KISS THE BOOBOO AWAY! ;_;

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. 261501

no lake option?

[X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. 261502

[x] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. 261507

[X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
CHINA KISSING STOP

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. 261508

[X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. 261510

[X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. 261511

[ ] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:54 No. 261512

[x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP DON'T SCREW UP

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. 261515

>>261497
The negative response because we told her off and then hugged her on second thought.

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. 261516

[x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

STOP TRYING TO RUIN IT YOU FOOLS!

It is too early for kiss!

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. 261517

[x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. 261518

Don't kiss her at this point, you know what happened when we hugged her last time! China isn't so familiar with us yet.

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. 261519

[x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. 261521

[X] Jump into the lake

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. 261522

>>261477
>>261479
>>261483
We just started and already immediate risk of failure in imminent

No hope anon, no hope

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:55 No. 261523

[X] Try to rape her
it's ok if she touched me first, right?

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:56 No. 261526

[ ] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:56 No. 261529

[X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:56 No. 261532

>>261522
Kissing China is still infinity more wise than >>261521

FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:56 No. 261534

[X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
fuck yeah tender loving

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:56 No. 261537

>>261523
gb2/h/

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:57 No. 261540

[x] "Honestly, I am fine, Meiling; Don't worry."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:57 No. 261541

[X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:58 No. 261545

[x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:58 No. 261546

>>261508
>>261541
I changed my minds to elbow scrape

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:59 No. 261547

[X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/20 (Thu) 23:59 No. 261553

>calluses from hard work

She doesn't even do anything

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:00 No. 261555

won't she give us some tips on how to survive flan?

[x] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:00 No. 261557

>>261555

Howabout we don't go into the fucking mansion this time?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:01 No. 261558

[X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:01 No. 261562

[X] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:02 No. 261564

oh hello there GM

[x] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:02 No. 261567

>>261557
We have to go into the fucking Mansion!
Flandere will kill us if we don't!

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:03 No. 261571

>>261567

I forget, how far back did we timeskip?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:04 No. 261575

>>261571
5 choices. Basically, we just gave them eggs, Cirno started to fly us away, but we opted to stay.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:04 No. 261577

>>261567
eh, I read Flanders.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:04 No. 261581 ▼

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Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:05 No. 261585

>>261577 eh
Canadian pig

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:05 No. 261588

[X] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:06 No. 261594

You stupid fuckers had better not mess up our conquest of China again.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:07 No. 261603 ▼

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[x] "Hey, wanna see stars?"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:07 No. 261606

Why would you even dare picking the kiss option. She barely even knows us

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:07 No. 261607

[x] Why are you so mean to Tibet?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:08 No. 261610

>>261594
So anon decided?

China route? Definite path? We're not going to stray on it?

Better not, or else lake fucking wins

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:08 No. 261611

>>261594
And then Anonymous was a Mongol.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:09 No. 261616

>>261610
LAKE PATH

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:09 No. 261617

>>261606
high risk - high reward

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:09 No. 261618

>>261610

China Route for the epic win.

Once we have one youkai sexed, it becomes exponentially easier for more to see Anon's appeal and hound him for dickings.

After all, girls always run after someone who already has a steady supply of sex.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:09 No. 261619 ▼

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"Oh, I was just- I would not be a very good guard if I could not protect the mistress' guest from an ice fairy, would I?" Meiling blushed and averted her blue eyes, standing tall. She ran her fingers gently through her striking red hair nervously. "You should probably head back inside, Sir. The mistress' sister might wake up soon." She ushers you to the mansion doors. "You... Will visit again, right?"

[ ] "Of course! I don't plan to stay forever."

[ ] Nod, go inside wordlessly

[ ] "I promise, Meiling."

[ ] "Don't worry, I will! What's the worst that could happen, anyways?"

[ ] Ignore her, go inside

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:09 No. 261620

>>261610

Harem route
Just don't fucking die

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. 261625

[x] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. 261626

>>261619
[x] Genuflect

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. 261629

[ ] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. 261631

[X] "Of course! I don't plan to stay forever."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. 261632

[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."
[x] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. 261633

>>261619
[x] "Don't worry, I will! What's the worst that could happen, anyways?"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. 261634

[X] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. 261635

[X] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. 261637

>>261619
Three, Three Milord!

FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. 261638

[X] "I promise, Meiling."

GOTTA TAP THAT CHINA

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:10 No. 261639

>>261619

[ ] "I promise, Meiling."

...Wait for me, China...

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261640

[X] "I promise, Meiling."

Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy!IzyqvCHinA 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261641

[X] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261642

[x] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261643

[X] "Don't worry, I will! What's the worst that could happen, anyways?"
worry about us, china

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261644

[ ] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261646

[ ] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261647

[X] "I promise, Meiling."

GOGOGOGOGO

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261648

[x] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261651

[x] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261653

[x] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261654

[x] "I promise, Meiling."

PROMISEMIND!

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:11 No. 261655

[X] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:12 No. 261659

I think we're about to go inside while ignoring her

EZMode!iIyIHD.1G6 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:12 No. 261661

[X] "Don't worry, I will! What's the worst that could happen, anyways?"

This option is a sure fire way of asking for an imminent demise, thus, picked.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:12 No. 261663

Anonymous, remember. Do not take unnecessary risks, do not lie, and do not betray the pure heart of China, not even for a harem.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:13 No. 261665

[X] "What was your name again?"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:13 No. 261669

[x] Ignore her, go inside
FUCK YEAH

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:13 No. 261670

WE HAVE ONE CONTINUE
THAT MEANS WE MUST GIVE IT OUR ALL

I say we fuck the lake.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:13 No. 261672

[X] "I promise, Meiling."

Wait, is it first choice to reach 7?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:13 No. 261673

>>261619
[x] "Don't worry, I will! What's the worst that could happen, anyways?"

As long as we stay inside the gate, the lake cannot hurt us.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:13 No. 261674

[ ] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:14 No. 261678 ▼

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Where can I read the previous threads?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:15 No. 261682

>>261673
We drank tea earlier in the story, remember? The water in it might have come from the lake. That means THE LAKE IS IN YOU. Anonymous is now mortal.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:15 No. 261683

[X] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:16 No. 261687

Deredere China makes me feel warm inside.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:16 No. 261689

>>261678
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:17 No. 261703 ▼

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>>261625
>>261629
>>261632
>>261634
>>261635
>>261638
>>261639
>>261640
>>261642
>>261644
>>261646
>>261647
>>261648
>>261651
>>261653

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:18 No. 261704

Fuck, class in twenty-five minutes.

Gensokyo Man, もう一度ください！

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:18 No. 261705

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SAKUYA-SAN

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:18 No. 261708 ▼

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Day 5.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:18 No. 261709

[X] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:18 No. 261714

patchouli needs to teach us some water magic
turn our greates foe in our greatest weapon

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:19 No. 261716

[X] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:19 No. 261717

>>261703
China is happy AMIRITE?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:19 No. 261720

>>261705
mad at you because you made some food ;_;

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:19 No. 261723

>>261714
ULTIMATE SUMMONING!!!

LAKE!

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:20 No. 261726

[x] "I promise, Meiling."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:20 No. 261727 ▼

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Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:21 No. 261735

>>261723
Final boss of this story?

LAKE

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:22 No. 261742

>>261723
Nameless Sign ｢Lake｣

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:22 No. 261744

>>261735
ITS HP IS SO HEUG, IT ONLY DISPLAYS AS ???? ON STATS

OH SHI-

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:23 No. 261751 ▼

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"... Alright." There is a small, pleasant smile on her flushed face as she backs away. "See you tomorrow, sir." The doors close behind you softly, and once more you are in the dark, decadent mansion. Hey, did China just ask you out?

[ ] Go to the library

[ ] Search for Sakuya

[ ] Go sleep in the guest bedrooms

[ ] Visit Remilia in her study

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:23 No. 261753

Summon a Golem.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261755

[x] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261757

>>261751
[x] Search for Sakuya

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261758

[X] Visit Remilia in her study

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261759

[x] Search for Sakuya

Sakuya-san~

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261760

[X] Go to the library

FOLLOW THE HINT. FOLLOW THE GODDAMN HINT.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261762

[ ] Visit Remilia in her study

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261763

[x] rape the Lake!

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261765

[x] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261766

[ ] Go sleep in the guest bedrooms

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261767

[X] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261768

[X] Search for Sakuya

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:24 No. 261769

[ x] Visit Remilia in her study

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261770

[x] Go to the library

HINT, MOTHERFUCKERS, DO YOU KNOW IT

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261771

[X] Search for Sakuya
Better befriend her

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261772

>>261751

DAY 4! DAY 4!

[x] Go to Library.

It'll give us something to do, hopefully we won't upset anyone.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261773

[x] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261774

[x] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261775

[x] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261777

[x] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261779

Gensokyo Man, try to quote the winning choice since it gets confusing if you don't do it.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261780

[x] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261781

[X] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261782

>>261744
>????

Does this mean that The Lake is only as strong as we are; Godzilla is to Underwater Ray Romano as Anonymous is to NICE LAKE?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261785

[X] Go to the library
Now that we've got a date, we need some sort of protection from BAD ENDS from patchi

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261786

[X] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:25 No. 261787

[ ] Go to the library

Remember anon:
>"This time? Don't walk away from her. Tomorrow, maybe you'll have a chance. I reccomend you visit Patchouli later." You hear a voice whisper in your ear, as it seems that time warps around you, and you head back through the darkness...

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:26 No. 261790

[ ] Go sleep in the guest bedrooms

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:26 No. 261792 ▼

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MY PENIS YEARNS FOR SAKUYA

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:26 No. 261794

[ ] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:26 No. 261795

[x] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:26 No. 261796

this story needs more zombie. Reimu could come and blow the whole thing up at any moment.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:26 No. 261797

Fuck Yeah ANons gonna learn himself some spells

FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:27 No. 261799 ▼

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[X] Go to the library

lets hope we wont get attacked by that little bitch again.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:28 No. 261800 ▼

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>>261771
>>Better befriend her
>>befriend

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:28 No. 261802

>>261787
I don't trust someone who spells recommend reccomend.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:28 No. 261803

>>261797

Even if we learn lrvel 1 midboss magic, we can still play danmaku and not be vaporized like the level 1 commoners we are.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:28 No. 261804

>>261796
dispel raymoo with donation

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:28 No. 261805

>>261782
No Anonymous, you are The NICE LAKE.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:28 No. 261807

[X] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:28 No. 261808

I'm still hoping that Cirno stopped back at Keine's place and let it slip that we decided to spend our night here.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:29 No. 261810

[X] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:29 No. 261812

Don't forget to add a "SPRING HAS ARRIVED, BITCHES" somewhere. It IS the first day of spring after all.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:30 No. 261816

[X] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:30 No. 261819

Go to the Library.

Faggots.

Hell yes for possible China Route!

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:30 No. 261821 ▼

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[X] "Don't worry, I will! What's the worst that could happen, anyways?"

JESUS FUCK, THE LAKE CAN FLY. WE'RE DOOMED.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:31 No. 261829 ▼

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[X] Tie up the cutemaid

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:31 No. 261833

So, we wasted a Continue to open the China Route back up, just so we could drop it for the Patchy Route?

God damnit, Anonymous.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:31 No. 261838

[x] Rape Flandre

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:31 No. 261840

>>261799
We should stare at her menacingly if we see her, just out of spite.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:32 No. 261841

[x] WHEN I WAS

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:32 No. 261842

>>261833
Who said anything about dropping it!!

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:32 No. 261843

[y]

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:32 No. 261845

>>261833

We had to go back inside. Patchouli is least likely to murder us. And it was strongly suggested we take this path.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:32 No. 261849

[x] Go back to Keine

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:33 No. 261852

Guys, is Gensokyo Man on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
If not, why the fuck not?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:33 No. 261853

[X] Go to the library

PATCHY

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:33 No. 261855

SAKUYA YOU FAGS

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:33 No. 261856

[x] Get through the random GAP that opened behind you

Kirakishou!UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:33 No. 261857

[X] Go to the library

we have the flags for the China route which we fucked up before, we're not abandoning it for the patchy route, but we need to win over all the inhabitants of SDM inorder to get any of them, one would think.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:33 No. 261859

[x] Die and meet Yuyuko

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:34 No. 261860

>>261852
Because ED is stupid.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:34 No. 261861

[x] LAKE

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:34 No. 261863

>>261859
Egg-cooking isn't art. If we die, we'll see Siki, who will likely send us straight to hell.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:34 No. 261865

>>261852

Encyclopedia Dramatica is for faggots

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:34 No. 261869

[x] Get a 1UP

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:34 No. 261870

>>261714
It'll backfire and kill us.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:35 No. 261871

[x] Moon people

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:36 No. 261872

Get some fire magic, enough to heat the lake water and actually survive inside

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:37 No. 261877

[x] Search for Sakuya

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:37 No. 261879

Or wind magic so we can FLY.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:37 No. 261880

>>261872
BRILLIANT!

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:38 No. 261886

>>261751
>Hey, did China just ask you out?
but she can't leave the mansion as a doorguard
could there be a flaw in my china route?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:39 No. 261888

>>261872
There are still sharks in the water.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:39 No. 261889 ▼

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Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:39 No. 261892

>>261879
WIND MAGIC DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:39 No. 261894

>>261888
WE'LL SUCK THEIR DICKS

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:39 No. 261896

>>261879
ask raymoo for her flying turtle

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:39 No. 261897

>>261886
Impossible! Love overcomes everything! Including jobs!

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:40 No. 261899

>>261872
It's probably so cold that fire magic would be neutralized.

In other words, the lake WILL kill us if we go near it, no matter what.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:40 No. 261900

>>261886
China gets tired of the abuse and quits her job, and the two of you go back to Keine's house.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:40 No. 261908

JUST BECOME THE FUCKING YUUJI. He did it, why can't you?!

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:40 No. 261909

>>261865
Exactly. Needs some Wikichan instead.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:40 No. 261910

>>261900
´Keine/China threesome
Yatta, Yatta

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:41 No. 261912

>>261908
Anon doesn't have his personal perpetually pissed-off warrior loli.
So ronery ;_;

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:42 No. 261914

>>261897
You and China die.
BAD END.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:42 No. 261915

>>261912
Cirno.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:42 No. 261917

>>261910

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:42 No. 261918

>>261897
That's only when you're Marisa.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:44 No. 261926

>>261910
You forgot Cirno and Mokou. And Yukari, if she's feeling playful.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:45 No. 261937

>>261926
Keine/China/Cirno/Mokou/Yukari fifesomen?

Do you have enough dicks, king of bravery

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:46 No. 261944

>>261937
>Fivesome

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:46 No. 261947

If we try to overextend ourselves, we'll end up lonely or laked.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:46 No. 261948

How are the choices selected again?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:46 No. 261949

[x] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:46 No. 261950

>>261937
Do you have enough eggs, king of bravery

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:46 No. 261951

>>261937
If I don't, Yukari does.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:46 No. 261952

>>261937

Anon is a massive dick, made up many smaller dicks just by principle.

Kirakishou!UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:47 No. 261955

>>261948
First to 7

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:47 No. 261958

>>261937
Nameless Sign ｢PENISPENISPENIS｣

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:47 No. 261961

>>261937
>Do you have enough dicks, king of bravery

Also Mokou has a burning phoenix dick so yeah

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:47 No. 261962

[X] Go to the library
We need to learn something other than "Cook Eggs" and "Drown in Lake".

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:48 No. 261964

Hey GM, if you were still looking for canon info on the character personalities and no one directed to you it yet...

https://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Category:Characters

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:48 No. 261965

Also Mokou has a burning phoenix dick so yeah

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:48 No. 261968 ▼

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>>261952
Sounds kind of familiar.

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:49 No. 261973

>>261965
Penix you mean?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:49 No. 261975

>>261948
Votes.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:49 No. 261977

>>261962
>We need to learn something other than "Cook Eggs" and "Drown in Lake".

These skills have served us well enough so far.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:49 No. 261979

>>261955
Thanks. Oh, and what's the official name for the lake that keeps on killing us?

Is it just "the lake"?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:50 No. 261982

>>261937
Anon hasnt faped in 4 days already, im sure he is ready

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:50 No. 261985

>>261975

First to seven
Also, GM is personally typing these out a real live slowpoke.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:50 No. 261986

>>261979
It seems to be the 'Scarlet Devil Mansion Lake Of Awesome'

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:50 No. 261988

>>261968
>Sounds kind of familiar.

I see what you did.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:50 No. 261989

>>261979

Scarletto Debiru Lake.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:51 No. 261992 ▼

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>>261821
Stop bringing back memories of that painful Evangelion ripoff, anon.
Ohgodnotmorereligiousmetaphors

>>261765

Nodding to yourself, you head over to the doors of the library, pulling open the old doors, with etches designs into it's iron. "Hello?" You call out into the large library. You see Koakuma rapidly approach you. You are unsure of what her intentions are.

[ ] Flee

[ ] "Take me to Patchouli."

[ ] "Hello!"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:51 No. 261993

When is Flandre going to wake up?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:51 No. 261997

[ ] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:51 No. 261998

>>261979
Officially it's just some random lake with an island in the middle of it. There's no name. I supposed you could call it the SDM Lake unofficially.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:51 No. 261999

>>261992

[x] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262001

[X] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262002

[x] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262003

>>261992
[x] Throw a book at her

Not just ANY book, THE book.
She's under arrest for being too sexy.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262004

[X] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262005

[x] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262006

[X] "Hello!"

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262007

[X] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262008

[ ] "Hello!"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262009

[x] "Take me to Patchouli."
Bitch, im a guest.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262010

[X] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262012

[X] "Hello!"

Kirakishou!UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262014

[x] "Hello!"

Better than what happened last time, hopefully?

vvav 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262016

[x] "Hello!"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:52 No. 262017

[ ] "Hello!"

Same reply, different outcome

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. 262018

[x] "Hello!"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. 262019

[x] "Hello!"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. 262021

[X] "Take me to your leader."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. 262024

[X] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. 262025 ▼

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[X] Go to the library

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. 262026

[X] "Take me to Patchouli."

Apparently "Hello" to her means "Please try to rape me with magic bullets." That bitch.

FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. 262027

[X] "Take me to Patchouli."

maybe add a PLEASE?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. 262028

Autosag?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:53 No. 262029 ▼

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>>262025

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. 262031

auto-sage just kicked in yo

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. 262032

[ ] "Hello!"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. 262033

[X] "Hello!"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. 262036

>>261992
Stop bringing back memories of that pathetic Ideon ripoff GM, god the religious crap in eva sucked.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. 262037

>>262006

Why is no one else saying "Hello"? What the fuck. I AM ANON, HEAD MY WORD, TAKE ME TO PATCHY.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. 262038

Ugh.

Girls we've Encountered (Who Matter, meaning we've actually communicated):
Cirno
China
Keine
Mokou
Eirin
Rabbit-Bitch
Patchouli (...)
Flandre
Remelia
Sakuya

Girls who we have a chance for a relationship with:

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. 262039

Autosage just kick in, yo!

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. 262043

Uh oh Meiling I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. 262049 ▼

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FUCK YEAH ASTHMA ROUTE

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:54 No. 262050

[x] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:55 No. 262051

[ ] "Hello!"

It worked so well last time!

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:55 No. 262053

wheres mah suika ibuki

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:56 No. 262060

Girls who we have a chance for a relationship with:
China
Keine

Girls who like us platonically (SP?):
Cirno
Flandre (? ...)

Girls who Tolorate us:
Remilia
Mokou
Eirin (She didn't kill us)

Girls who haet us:
Sakuya
Reisen

Fix'd

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:56 No. 262061

[ ] "Hello!"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:56 No. 262062

>>262043
We aren't giving up on delicious China. We are merely following the advice of the voice that tells us to do things to not die.

You know. The one we otherwise ignore 99% of the time in this story.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:56 No. 262063

"Hello." Vote.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:57 No. 262067

>>262038
>Girls who haet us:
>Sakuya
>Reisen

Fixed.

>>262053
At the Hakurei Shrine, but going there results in a ZOMBIE END.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:58 No. 262074

[X] "Hello!"
Maybe this time we can skip fireball launching part.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:58 No. 262077

>>262060
reisen was just in a bad mood

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:58 No. 262079

>>262007

This was the 7th. I'm going to help out GM and everyone else by sifting through the votes.

WINNER: [x] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:59 No. 262083

>>262067
Why the fuck do the stage 5 bosses hate us?
Seriously, next Youmu kicks us out?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:59 No. 262087

[x] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 00:59 No. 262093

[x] "Take me to Patchouli."

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:00 No. 262094

>>262077
Bunny PMS?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:00 No. 262098

>>262060
>>262067

So basically, Stage 3 bosses loev us and Stage 5 bosses haet us. We should find Alice.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:00 No. 262103 ▼

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[ ] "Could you take me to see Patchouli?"

I mean, Anon isn't that rude, is he?

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:01 No. 262114

>>262083
I'm sure Sanae would be friends with us, but we'd need to make it past that Tengu whore first.

FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:05 No. 262150

>>262114
Sanae route:
get up youkai mountain (hard)
befriend her (not so hard)
get approval from goddesses sorta parents (hard)

SHES GONNA GRANT YOU A SPECIAL MIRACLE

REbbencs!dR7WV1bjfM 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:07 No. 262159

[x] "Could you take me to see Patchouli?"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:10 No. 262182

>>I mean, Anon isn't that rude, is he?

Well, we DID already tried to run out on Keine after she was taking care of us, force our way into both the SDM and Eintei uninvited, and used Sakuya's kitchen without her permission, and have twice now walked away from two sweet girls who have only cared for our well-being like the schizophrenic assholes we are.

So, yeah. We are.

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:11 No. 262195

>>262182
we also died two times

so yeah, we are an undead zombie

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:12 No. 262202

[x] "Hello!"

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:17 No. 262272

[x] Attempt to punch her

Anonymous 2008/03/21 (Fri) 01:27 No. 262413

I bet she will be glaring daggers at us the whole time we talk to Patchouli

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