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Waking Up In Gensokyo - Thread 16, Day 3 Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:02 No. 251054 ▼

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Well, Anon, first seven replies state "Rumors" win. It appears a bad end won't be incoming. However, we'll appease both parties...

"Well, I wanted to see if the rumors of h- err, vampires inhabiting a mansion were true." You reply, taking a seat uncertainly. You are being scruitinized quite closely by the elder sister, but already Flandre's attention seems to be wandering to the shiny objects around the room.

"Hmm." Is her only response as Sakuya arrives with tea. You're not sure if it's blood or actual tea as the elegant maid sets down the tea in front of all parties, then stands to the side, watching. Remilia takes a sip.

[ ] Drink tea

[ ] Politely ignore it

[ ] "Umm, is it blood?"

[ ] "What sort of tea is this?"

[ ] "Screw you, bitch."

[ ] Jump out the window, use curtains as a parachute

[ ] Leap across the desk, open the curtains, and escape while the vampires are distracted

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:02 No. 251059

[x] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:02 No. 251061

[x] Drink tea
I HOPE REMILIA DATE RAPES US

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:03 No. 251065

[x] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:03 No. 251066

[x] Drink tea

SAKUYA POURED THE TEA SO DRINK IT

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:03 No. 251067

[ ] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:03 No. 251069

[ ] Drink tea

Myon!Cqhrqm5cBg 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:03 No. 251071

[x] "What sort of tea is this?"

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:03 No. 251072

[x] "Screw you, bitch."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:03 No. 251074

[X] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:03 No. 251075

Horray :D

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:03 No. 251076 ▼

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WHERE'S MY JAZZ OPTION, ANON? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE JAZZ...

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251080

[ ] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251081

[x] "What sort of tea is this?"

Natural curiosity.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251082

[x] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251083

[X] Drink tea

WHAT COULD GO WRONG HERE? AFTER ALL IT'S ONLY GOOD MANNERS TO DRINK YOUR TEA.

I hope this ends in date-rape.

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251085

[X] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251086

[x] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251087

[ ] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251088 ▼

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>>251059
>>251061
>>251065
>>251066
>>251067

Archer would be proud.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251090

[x] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251091

[x] "Umm, is it blood?"

Naritori!4FGmHCUQ9w 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251092

Real men drink tea.

[X] Drink tea

Yuka Kazami!!+QDP3lQjfnN 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251094

[X] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251095

hey guys i missed quite a few threads, what happened after you lgot out of cirno's grasp while flying over the human village after taking a huge dump

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251096

[X] Drink tea
Probably the best thing to do for now.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:04 No. 251097

[X] Drink tea

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:05 No. 251099

[ ] Drink tea

First drink, then ask.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:05 No. 251101

ask what kind then drink it if its anything but blood
damn it

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:05 No. 251103

[x] Drink tea

Questioning our host's hospitality in this case can only lead to a BAD END.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:05 No. 251105

I hope it's not drugged... actually...

I hope it's drugged. So long as your conscious for the awesome that follows.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:05 No. 251107

[x] "Umm, is it blood?"

// lol, I choose that

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:05 No. 251110

[x] Drink tea

And take it down like a man. No spitting it back out.

We let Keine drug us, so we should let them take their crack.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:05 No. 251111

[X] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:05 No. 251114

[X] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:05 No. 251115

[x] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:05 No. 251117

>>251101
i take it back
DRINK THE TEA

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:06 No. 251118 ▼

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You make me proud, Anonymous.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:06 No. 251120 ▼

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Anon needs to get gangbanged moar!

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:06 No. 251124

[X] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:06 No. 251126

[x] Drink tea

i'll accept the hospitality. Oh, i hope there aren't sleeping drugs in there...

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:06 No. 251128

We drink tea Archer-style.

dySWN!!5mLGD3yn+rT 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:06 No. 251130

>>251105
She is a vampire. The "awesome" that follows is actually probably comprised of severe blood loss, not what you were probably thinking.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:06 No. 251131

[x] "What sort of tea is this?"

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:06 No. 251132

[X] Drink tea

What's wrong with blood, anon? Ever lick a papercut you got before? It's just metallic and punchy.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:07 No. 251133

I don't see why they would need to drug it. They can kill us in any way they want anyways.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:07 No. 251134

Stop drinking with your penises.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:07 No. 251137

I SURE HOPE THERE ARE DRUGS IN THERE

Naritori!4FGmHCUQ9w 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:08 No. 251140

>>251133
Remilia and Sakuya rape us while we are drugged

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:08 No. 251141

>>ask what kind then drink it if its anything but blood

You're doing it wrong.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:08 No. 251142

>>251134
OH MY GOD THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:08 No. 251143

[ ] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:08 No. 251144

[X] Drink tea

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:08 No. 251150

>>251095
Summary here:
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/you_wake_up_in_gensokyo_1-13.doc
Thread 14 is one page 3.
But does anyone have the threads? They are actually the most interesting for me. I only have thread 1-8

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:08 No. 251152

>>251133

Yes, and they can also feed on us any way they want. But they can't SEX us any way they want.

Drugs = Sex

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:08 No. 251153

Remilia can't drink that much blood because she is anemic remember? It's probably just tea.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:09 No. 251154

>>251140
where are the rape drugs Eirin gave us?

we need to use them NOW!

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:09 No. 251155

I doubt it's blood.
>>Sakuya "prepares" food for Remilia and Flandre Scarlet. It's a mystery how this is done exactly, although she mentions in Phantasmagoria of Flower View that with so many flowers around, she can make as much tea and as many pastries as she wants.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:09 No. 251161

Blood or no blood, drink it like a man

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:10 No. 251163

>>251134

Well done.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:10 No. 251166

Open inventory.

Click on Date Rape drugs.

Distract Remilia.

Throw drugs in Tea.

GOOD END

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:10 No. 251168

>>251132

There's a difference between licking a papercut and drinking a cup of blood. This difference quite possibly includes AIDS.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:10 No. 251170

>>251155
Also, because of her powers, she can get rare ingredients for her tea by simply accelerating plant growth.

We're probably drinking some really expensive tea right now.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:11 No. 251173

>>251168

If it had AIDS, Remi would get it too. I'm sure they check the blood.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:11 No. 251175

>>251153
Patchouli is anemic, not Remilia. Remilia is fully healthy.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:12 No. 251176

>>251150
I will update this by the end of each day, I guess.

I kind of prefer to thread myself, actually, because Anon's response adds flavour. But it is useful for proofreading/scripting (if that ever happens)

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:12 No. 251177

>>251153
LOLWUT?

Anemia does not work that way. In fact, one would think that if she were anemic then she would need to drink MORE blood.

Reason she doesn't drink a lot of blood is because she can't. She always spills it on herself.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:12 No. 251179 ▼

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The motherfucking tea

in a pretty teacup

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:12 No. 251180

>>251175
Patchouli isn't anemic. She has asthma.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:12 No. 251181

>>251153
Patchouli is anemic, Remilia is just a light eater.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:12 No. 251182

>>251175
Remi is a low drinker. she cannot drink enough to make you a uncutevamp

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:13 No. 251184

>>251173

Do they have the science to check blood for something like AIDS there? Odds are she's just immune to it.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:13 No. 251187

>>251175
my fault I meant this "While she is naturally known to drink human blood, her light appetite means her victims almost never die from their wounds."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:14 No. 251191 ▼

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>>251182

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:14 No. 251192

>>251184

Fine, I'll take my chances with AIDS. Better than pissing off Remi. Look at Magic Johnson. Fuck.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:14 No. 251193

>>251184
Why would youkai be afflicted by a HUMAN blood disorder?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:15 No. 251196

[X] Why is Sakuya wearing a padded bra?

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:15 No. 251198

>>251173
Remember how long Gensokyo exists and when HIV originated. That virus probably never even came to Gensokyo. Unless Yukari brought someone who had it from the outside world.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:15 No. 251201

>>251193

That's kind of my point.

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:16 No. 251202

>>251168
You don't get AIDS from drinking a HIV infected tea.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:16 No. 251203

[x] does that Maid use pads to lure humans in?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:16 No. 251204

>>251180
Touhouwiki says:
Patchouli is both anemic and has asthma-

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:16 No. 251205

What if we end up working in the mansion?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:16 No. 251207

>>251196
PAD END.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:16 No. 251208

>>251184

Aids probably doesn't exist there.

dySWN!!5mLGD3yn+rT 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:17 No. 251211

>>251184
Why would there be AIDS there? It's not like Reimu and Marisa go around sharing needles and screwing everything that moves (at least not canonically).

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:17 No. 251214

>>251205
THEN WE GET TO WORK WITH MEILING! AND SAKUYA! AND PATCH! EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:17 No. 251218

>>OP
Touhou Wiki says: NO AIDS IN GENSOKYO ONLY MAIDS!

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:18 No. 251220

>>251214
What about Keine, Cirno, and Mokou?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:18 No. 251222

>>251214

Until Reimu bursts in and kills us.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:18 No. 251223

>>251205
And then Anonymous was a Hayate.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:18 No. 251225

>>251218
Fuck yeah no need for condomes!

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:18 No. 251227

>>251218
NO AIDS in Gensokyo. Zun agreed, don't bother him about it.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:19 No. 251228

>Remilia's power to change fate could result in a human being turned into half-human-half-youkai.

Is it can be danmaku time now?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:19 No. 251230

>>251198
>Their main diet is human's blood. Those who are sucked to death will neither die nor become a ghost; they will move around as a zombie for a while, then evaporate under sunlight.
>They went on a rampage when they first appeared in Gensokyo, lost against powerful youkai, and a settlement was reached as they finally made a contract (*2).
>The details of this contract are that the youkai will offer them humans from which to feed (*3); in return, the vampires will not attack humans living in Gensokyo.
>Of course, even now, the contract remains in effect.

Whether or not anyone in Gensokyo has AIDS is irrelevant, because vampires feed on humans from the outside world.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:20 No. 251232

>>251220
Well... We'll have to work on them when we got the time.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:20 No. 251233

>>251228
You don't have to be part youkai (or ghost) to engage in danmaku.

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:20 No. 251236

I hope this project will be longer than five days. We're still on the character introduction part. Also Anonymous didn't meet his future manly self yet.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:20 No. 251239 ▼

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That's it. TEA'S CLOSED.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:21 No. 251242

>>251233
you get a fucking cool youkai half though

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:22 No. 251245

>>251230

>Those who are sucked to death will neither die nor become a ghost; they will move around as a zombie for a while, then evaporate under sunlight.
>neither die nor become a ghost; they will move around as a zombie for a while
>as a zombie
>zombie

I guess we know what happened to Reimu now.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:22 No. 251250 ▼

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THAT'S NOT TEA

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:23 No. 251253 ▼

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>>251245
I thought it was common knowledge by now.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:25 No. 251260

>>251245
Since Reimu can dodge moonlight she will not die!

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:26 No. 251267 ▼

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WHERE'S MY SAKUYA SEXINGS

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:28 No. 251275 ▼

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>>251267

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:28 No. 251276

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F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
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F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:28 No. 251282

_, ,_　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Ｆ５！Ｆ５！
　　⊂彡

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:29 No. 251284

Tea is the winner. Also, anon, stop blowing our continues with bad choices. We almost had to use our last one because of the Hot Vampire thing.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:29 No. 251285 ▼

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Uh, only the face/head is vulnerable to sunlight for the vampires?
Pic related (Spot the awesomely posed Remi)

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:30 No. 251298

>>251285
Delicious ⑨ ass.

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:31 No. 251299

>>251285
sunlight makes vampires weak after some time.
ultraviolet lamps make them angry.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:32 No. 251306

>>251267
yes, but why she's wearing pad?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:34 No. 251311

>>251299
oh ho

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:38 No. 251329

>>251306
It's a drawn bra!

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:39 No. 251335

THE WAIT IS KILLING MEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:40 No. 251343

>>OP

[X] Genuflect

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:40 No. 251344 ▼

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You drink the tea. It is well sugared. It does not taste like blood at all; it's probably just an expensive sort of regular tea. You can't help but breathe a small sigh of relief after the first sip. "So can I keep him?" Flandre asks impatiently, looking over at the older vampire. "Pleeeeaaase?"

Remilia glances over at you, for a response from your end.

[ ] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

[ ] Shake your head emphatically

[ ] Nod reluctantly

[ ] Jump out the window

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251345

>>251344

[X] Genuflect

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251347

>>251344
[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251348

Archives, where are they?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251350

[X] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251352 ▼

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>>251306

not a pad! ;_;

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251353

[X] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251354

[ ] Nod reluctantly

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251355

[x] Genuflect probably would be the best option in this instance

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251356

[x] Shake your head emphatically

China awaits. I do not wist to be danmaku'd and locked up in the basement with Flandre.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251357

>>251344
[X] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Myon!Cqhrqm5cBg 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251358

>>251344
[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251359

Amass a harem before invading Eientei.

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:41 No. 251360

>[X] Jump out the window to the lake
fixed.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:42 No. 251361

[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:42 No. 251362

[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so...

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:42 No. 251364

[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."
Looks like the only way for SDM route

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:42 No. 251365

[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:42 No. 251366

I-I don't know what to do!

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:42 No. 251367

>>251344
[X] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."
Living at the SDM + maybe having a chance to get Sakuya = THIS IS DELICIOUS YES

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:42 No. 251368

[ ] Shake your head emphatically

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:43 No. 251369

[ ] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Yuka Kazami!!+QDP3lQjfnN 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:43 No. 251370

[X] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

I have a bad feeling about this though...

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:43 No. 251372

[X] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:43 No. 251374

[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:43 No. 251376

[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:43 No. 251377

[X] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

though i'm not so sure about this

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:43 No. 251378 ▼

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Whre is my Doctor games route?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:43 No. 251379

I-I want Cirno, not this ;_;

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:44 No. 251380

[x] Jump out the window

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:44 No. 251383

[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."
Cirno must be worried, though...

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:44 No. 251384

[X] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Kirakishou!UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:45 No. 251385

[X] Jump out the window

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:45 No. 251387

>>251379
we need to get flan outside to china and cirno

then attack the moon people

plan cannot fail

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:45 No. 251388

>>251378
Answered by
>>251359

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:45 No. 251393

>>251344
[x] Where can I find the bathroom?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:45 No. 251394

[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:45 No. 251396

What kind of sick fucks put sugar in a man's tea?! Anonymous can not live with the shame anymore, there is only one path open to us:

[X] Jump out the window and break neck

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:45 No. 251397

>>251387
Anon will be exploded before this happens

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:46 No. 251400

GM, Cirno had better break through a window and save us once we're alone

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:46 No. 251404 ▼

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[x] kill Mokou

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:47 No. 251405

What happens on day 5 already? Armageddon?

Kirakishou!UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:47 No. 251406

>>251396
better than sugar and milk.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:47 No. 251407

>>251405
Anon wakes up.

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>>251400
Not yet, she's busy finding us a nice pair of wings.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:48 No. 251413

>>251404
If Kaguya reads all of this?
how are we suposed to get her laid?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:48 No. 251415

>>251405
ZUN arrives to cast us out of Gensokyo.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:49 No. 251418

[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."
This should be good

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:49 No. 251419

[X] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:49 No. 251422

>>251415

zun is drunk right now

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:50 No. 251423

>>251405
The final battle with the Scarlet Devil Lake.

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:50 No. 251426

>>251413
If she read all this, she'd desperately seek for US.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:50 No. 251427

I predict the next steps:
Remilia let you go off with Flandre. You can suggest to her revisiting the library and play in there with a chance at Patchouli, who is astounded you didn't die yet. And then somehow you profit.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:51 No. 251428

>>251400
With your harem behind her. An epic battle ensures between Cirno and Remilia, Keine and Patchouli, Mokou and Flandre.

As you attempt to flee to safety, Sakuya cuts you off. You think it's all over when China, having been fired from her job moments earlier, shields you and joins your harem.

On Day 5, you have a fivesome.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:51 No. 251432

Guys, why are the threads getting shittier?
Not the content, but the amount of content.
Look! 2 Options in 200 replies!

Soon it will be one option per thread
and that will suck

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:51 No. 251433

>>251427
This.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:51 No. 251434

>>251400
With your harem behind her. An epic battle ensues between Cirno and Remilia, Keine and Patchouli, Mokou and Flandre.

As you attempt to flee to safety, Sakuya cuts you off. You think it's all over when China, having been fired from her job moments earlier, shields you and joins your harem.

On Day 5, you have a fivesome.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:52 No. 251436

Story needs more mana transfers

Hong Meiling 門門!!CkFE91f1n9T 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:53 No. 251440

Anyone here interested what Ray Moo is doing?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:53 No. 251442

>>251432
Damnit, guys. Gensokyo Man here to reply.
Moar comments instead of moar votes is actually good. Because I have to sift through votes.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:53 No. 251443

>>251440
Hell no.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:54 No. 251449

>>251442
Hadn't we decided on majority of first 7 votes win?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:54 No. 251450

>>251432
People posting while Gensokyo Man checks which decision wins.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:55 No. 251452

>>251432
naturally, the more people participate the more it's likely someone makes some kind of response.
How about we have our own discussion thread and the threads by GM are only reserved for voting, but I doubt it will work, too complicated to coordinate

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:55 No. 251453

>>251411

Why is Cirno in India?

FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:55 No. 251454

>>251440
leave her out of this, at least for now
Reimu is busy with Marisa anyways

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:56 No. 251461

>>251453
Why not?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:57 No. 251463

>>251440
We don't want to run into Reimu, we support the Moriya Shrine.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:57 No. 251464

>>251440
destroying someone's life by being a bitch

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:58 No. 251466

>>251440
Compared to what we can get, Reimu is pretty boring.
We've seen aliens and vampires so why would we go to some shrine maiden?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:58 No. 251468

>>251461
She needs to be here to save us.

Unless she's looking for an Indian magic lamp to summon an Indian genie to save us instead. Which would be awesome.

FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:58 No. 251470

>>251463
I've actually thought about a Sanae route writeup before going to sleep yesterday

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:58 No. 251474

>>251468
She'll be back in time, I'm sure.

Alice Margatroid!XksB4AwhxU 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:59 No. 251480

Is there a website anyone is posting these on. I missed the last 3 ;_;

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 22:59 No. 251481

>>251468
Are you joking? A genie wouldn't be able to help us. After all, they can't make people fall in love with you.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:00 No. 251482 ▼

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The lake is sader

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:00 No. 251484

WE MUST GO BACK TO KEINE

Alice Margatroid !XksB4AwhxU 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:01 No. 251489

>>251480
oops, just read the thread over, found it. thanks anon

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:01 No. 251490

>>251480
Summary of 1-13
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/you_wake_up_in_gensokyo_1-13.doc
14 and 15 still available in the back pages

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:02 No. 251492 ▼

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Remilia looks satisfied with your response, although Flandre seems to be utterly intent on her sister's reply instead, utterly ignoring you. "Go ahead, Flandre. Do not break our guest, please." She gives a wave of dismissal, and Sakuya urges you both out post-haste. Although Remilia seems rather amused by you, the maid seems less than pleased, taking it as a bit of an insult that you even got in.

"I'ma go sleep now. You don't go anywhere, okay?" Flandre lets you go, skipping backwards to the basement door. "You promise you won't go anywhere?"

[ ] "Yes, Flandre." Head for the library after

[ ] "Yeah, go to bed." Head for the door after; Meiling and Cirno are probably worried. Or at least China

[ ] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

[ ] Nod silently; head for the library after

[ ] Run for the door

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:03 No. 251494

[x] "Umm, I don't mind for a day or so..."

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:03 No. 251496

>>251492

[X] Genuflect

Myon!Cqhrqm5cBg 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:03 No. 251497

[x] "Yes, Flandre." Head for the library after

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:03 No. 251499

[ ] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

Here we go, Gentlemen.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:03 No. 251500

[x] "Yeah, go to bed." Head for the door after; Meiling and Cirno are probably worried. Or at least China

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:03 No. 251501

>>251492
[X] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya
LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:03 No. 251502

[x] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:03 No. 251503

I-I want to return to Cirno, but I also don't want to die ;_;

What do I choose?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:03 No. 251505

[XXXX] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:03 No. 251506

>>251492
[x] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

must ask about padding

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:04 No. 251507

[ ] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:04 No. 251508

[X] "Yes, Flandre." Head for the library after

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:04 No. 251509

[ ] "Yes, Flandre." Head for the library after

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:04 No. 251511

[x] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

PLOT TWIST. Also, we have to befriend her. Also, I foresee autosage.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:04 No. 251512

Sakuya will murder us.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:04 No. 251515

[x] Nod silently; head for the library after

// Sakuya is made for TSUNDERE GOOD END, but this will have to wait first

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:04 No. 251516

[x] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

She shall teach us how to throw daggers and za warudo and also delicious padding

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:04 No. 251518

[ ] "Yes, Flandre." Head for the library after

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:04 No. 251519

>>251512
Turn us into food, and tell Flan that we tried to escape.

Naritori!4FGmHCUQ9w 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:05 No. 251520

[x] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

Kirakishou!UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:05 No. 251521

[x] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

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[x] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:05 No. 251524

[x] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:05 No. 251525

[X] "Yeah, go to bed." Head for the door after; Meiling and Cirno are probably worried. Or at least China

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:05 No. 251528

After loads of seemingly bad choices we finally get something that propably doesn't lead to our death!
[X] "Yeah, go to bed." Head for the door after; Meiling and Cirno are probably worried. Or at least China
China is propably worried, and we can talk to Sakuya later.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:06 No. 251530

Anon's a polite man. He'll apologize for all the ruckus done, compliment her tea -> friendship.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:06 No. 251531

[x] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

!KYON.wwv9s 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:06 No. 251532 ▼

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Anon is gonna die today.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:06 No. 251533

>>251528
It's too late, Anon. The rest of us are intent on killing us.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:06 No. 251534

[x] "Yes, Flandre." Head for the library after
Go go Spellcards-For-Dummies

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:06 No. 251536

If Sakuya route fails, let's go back to China

Naritori!4FGmHCUQ9w 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:07 No. 251537

>>251532
We shall die with smiles on our face

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:07 No. 251538

[X] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

MEIDO ROUTE GET

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:07 No. 251539 ▼

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>>251499

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:07 No. 251540

>>251191

HAIL BRITANNIA

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:07 No. 251541

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:07 No. 251542

[x] Nod silently; head for the library after

FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:07 No. 251543 ▼

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I guess you all want to get stabbed by the maid

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:07 No. 251544 ▼

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Must befriend Sakuya

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:08 No. 251547

[X] "Yes, Flandre." Head for the library after

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:09 No. 251551

[X] "Yes, Flandre." Head for the library after

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:09 No. 251552

Stabbed? Death? C'mon, she's not a psycho. And, true, we should apologize. Then we'll go back to China and Cirno.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:09 No. 251553

Think about it.
Sakuya route ---> China route.
It's only logical.

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:09 No. 251554

[ ] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:09 No. 251556 ▼

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>>251540

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:09 No. 251558

gensokyo man i beg of you, make this into a real VN

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:09 No. 251560

[X] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

Delicious knife-tan

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:10 No. 251562

well, ok but don't mention the FUCKING PADS

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:11 No. 251566

Although I chose "head to the library" I think meeting Sakuya is not that bad, she might just act like this infront of Remilia (even canon supports this), she might sympathise with you being a human being as well

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:12 No. 251570

[x] "Night, Flandre." Go to find Sakuya

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:12 No. 251571 ▼

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Sakuya route is save. no heads will fall.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:12 No. 251576

>>251562
FAT CHANCE

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:13 No. 251579

You'd better get Sakuya to let Cirno it, Anonymous!

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:13 No. 251580

>>251556
...translation plx

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:13 No. 251583

guys just don't grab her breasts or ass unless you KNOW she wants it or she will fucking time stop so fast that you'll be missing those hands the next second

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:14 No. 251590

>>251580
Mao!!
What exactly is a human?

!KYON.wwv9s 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:14 No. 251593

>>251566
That would totally clash with her personality. She is very cold to humans in canon. Even the Yama mentioned it.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:15 No. 251597

>>251543
Sakuya wouldn't stab her mistress's guest.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:16 No. 251600

>>251593
so she is cold to herself?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:16 No. 251602

>>251593
but in the human village she acts very normal, polite according to PMiSS, I just think it's not that bad

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:16 No. 251606

>>251593

i agree, she's human ,but a faithful servant of the vampire sisters

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:17 No. 251609

Gensokyo man, everybody in Gensokyo has a ability or manipulation of something, what is Anonymous' in this?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:18 No. 251619

>>251609
おちんちん

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:18 No. 251622

>>251609

he can hide his power level, and knows many anime songs by heart, hmmm he's also expert in fapping techniques

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:18 No. 251623 ▼

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Sakuya is ok as long as we don't make her lose it

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:19 No. 251625

>>251619

...Well played

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:19 No. 251629

>>251609
I personally think Anon should slowly "absorbs" powers through osmosis according to who he interacts with the most.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:19 No. 251630

AUTOSAGE JUST KICKED IN YO

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:19 No. 251631

>>251622
those aren't abilities those are feats

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:20 No. 251632

>>251609
maybe his mouth, I don't think anon should have some kind of hax power
btw, auto-sage blah blah

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:20 No. 251633

i want my keine ;__;

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:20 No. 251638

>>251609
He knows no fear, that is why he is the most fearless in all of Gensokyo.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:20 No. 251639

so is there a download link to this vocal version of flandre's theme? https://youtube.com/watch?v=GwuE2kdTghk

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:21 No. 251641 ▼

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>>251619

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:21 No. 251644

>>251609
He knows most of what's to know in the Touhouverse.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:21 No. 251645 ▼

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"Night!" Flandre replies cheerfully. "If you're not here when I wake up, though... I will be very, -very- unhappy." Her face doesn't even change from a cheerful smile as she decends into the basement. You shake your head, and think of what to do for now; You decide to seek out the maid... But where do you look?

[ ] Kitchen

[ ] Library

[ ] Remilia's Study

[ ] Guest bedrooms

[ ] Elsewhere on the grounds

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:22 No. 251652

>>251645
[x] Kitchen

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:22 No. 251653

>>251645
[x] Kitchen

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:22 No. 251654

[X] Kitchen

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:22 No. 251655

[X] Guest bedrooms
ROOM CLEANING STOP

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:22 No. 251657

[X] Guest bedrooms
I guess.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:22 No. 251658

[x] Kitchen

Anonymous of Austria 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:23 No. 251661

[ ] Kitchen

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:23 No. 251662

[ ] Elsewhere on the grounds

We WILL find Cirno >:|

Kirakishou!UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:23 No. 251664

[x] Kitchen

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:23 No. 251666

>>251645

[x] Kitchen

FM!5Ci5vREIMU 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:23 No. 251667

good maids are in the Kitchen soo..

[X] Kitchen

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:24 No. 251675

[x] Kitchen

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:24 No. 251677

>>251645

get back to the

[x] Kitchen

bitch.

Yuka Kazami!!+QDP3lQjfnN 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:24 No. 251679

[X] Kitchen

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:24 No. 251683

AUTOSAGE GUYS
HIT THE DECK
THREAD 17

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:25 No. 251685 ▼

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[X] Kitchen

and impress with scrambled eggs

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:25 No. 251690

[x] Elsewhere on the grounds

KITCHEN CAN ONLY RESULT IN OUR BEING ADDED TO THE BARREL OF EVISCERATED HUMAN CORPSES

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:26 No. 251697

>>251685
you are a genius

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:26 No. 251698

>>251685

hey! You found anon's ability

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:27 No. 251708

>>251683
17..."
>The fictional city in the video game Half Life 2 is called City 17, and the route Gordon Freeman must escape out of it is called Highway 17, also the name of the chapter in which said events occur.

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:29 No. 251721

>>251685

Speaking of, aren't we still feeling sick?

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:30 No. 251730

[X] Guest bedrooms
Sakuya and a bed, what could go wrong?

REbbencs!dR7WV1bjfM 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:38 No. 251772

I DEMAND MY UDONGEI ROUTE!

Anonymous 2008/03/19 (Wed) 23:45 No. 251873

>>251767

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