[x]Mishap

[x] 3

>>227414
Meanie

>>OP

[X] Genuflect

>>227414
And then Anon was dead.

As I answered in the last thread:

[X] 3

[x] 3

Read the whole message before picking an answer.

Assuming the guy doing this actually migrated over, I believe the first answer was 3

>>OP
Since I'm with Cirno, won't they ALL be mishaps?

3 3 3 3 3 3

[ ] 1 Lonely Puppeteer's house

3*3=9

>>227453

Cirno said she doesn't know the way last thread

Cirno, being Cirno, looks confused. "Do you want to meet my husbando? He's a nice fellow."

[1] Yes
[2] No
[3] Run away
[4] Hit with a baseball bat

>>227465
[X] no

>>227465

[4] Hit with a baseball bat

>>227465

[5] HELL YEAH

Since this is the new thread, here's something to keep people busy while they wait for more:

You wake up in Gensokyo, and you have an immortal body, but no offensive skills/spells at all(Meaning you can punch and kick people but you can't shoot any bullets or do spells)

What do you do?

[1] Yes

>>227457
>3 * 3 = ⑨

Fixed.

>>227472
>>227465

Same person

>>227474
Punch the fucking lights out of the sun

>>227465
Is that the real OP?

>>227463

SHE'LL REMEMBER OR ELSE SHE'LL GET THE HOSE AGAIN

Hi there, my name is Yami. I see mai waifu has brought you here.

Yami looks on with a rage in his eyes. What do you do?

[1] Run away
[2] Punch him in the face
[3] Steal his money
[4] Have a friendly conversation with him

>>227481

Are you retarded?
No, it's yami.

>>227479
MANLY END ;_;

>>227489
[x] Fuck off and get your ass back to /a/.

>>227479
Te-Temujin?!

[4] Have a friendly conversation with him

>>227465
>>227489
Well, this thread went from awesome to shit fast.

((Posting here.))
>>227328
She takes you rather high up, although not so far that you have trouble breathing. Oddly, you don't feel any sense of possible falling, or any other fear that might normally get to you from such a precarious position.
Then again, that might be brain freeze from sticking around Cirno for so long. It's the middle of the night now, and quite cold between both the normal tempature and Cirno's presence, and you're shivering. Looking down, however, you see a small blonde girl dart into a small home. Although you can't quite tell who it is, Marisa would probably be wearing her hat. Your teeth chattering a bit, and you can see your breath in the air.

[ ] Do not comment, allow her to take you onward.

[ ] "Hey, Cirno?" You ask, suppressing a shiver. "Can we see who is down there instead?" You point out the quaint house.

[ ] Try to see what's ahead.

>>227491
>>227481

Same person.

>>227489
[7] Pierce the Heavens!

>>227474
Play with Kaguya and Mokou

[X] "Hey, Cirno?" You ask, suppressing a shiver. "Can we see who is down there instead?" You point out the quaint house.

[X] "Hey, Cirno?" You ask, suppressing a shiver. "Can we see who is down there instead?" You point out the quaint house.

>>227465
You can easily spot the drop of quality.

After having a friendly conversation with Yami, Cirno leaves and takes off. "Where to next?"

[1] The village in the north
[2] The quaint house in the south
[3] The rainbow in the east
[4] The pond in the west

[x ] Try to see what's ahead.

[x] "Hey, Cirno?" You ask, suppressing a shiver. "Can we see who is down there instead?" You point out the quaint house.

I WANT TO SEE MAI WAIFU ;_;

[x] Try to see what's ahead.

>>227503

Don't screw with a good thing.

[✔] Do not comment, allow her to take you onward.

>>227503

[X] Genuflect

[2] The quaint house in the south

>>227522
[5] GTFO of this thread and go die in a fire.

>>227522

[2] The quaint house in the south

[X] "Hey, Cirno?" You ask, suppressing a shiver. "Can we see who is down there instead?" You point out the quaint house.

in before it turns out to be Lunasa

[2] The quaint house in the south

i liek the south ;_;

>>227474
Learn to endure pain and then try my hand at learning to love one of the cute youkai.

Well, this thread went from awesome to shit fast.
>TRUE

ALSO I hope that the journey continues although I died 4times...

>>227531
>>227522
Samefag. Get your own thread.

>>227542
second

>>227544
thirded

>>227542
>>227544

Samefag

[X] "Hey, Cirno?" You ask, suppressing a shiver. "Can we see who is down there instead?" You point out the quaint house.

>>227542

This thread is infected, I'm just gonna keep using the old one. Original guy seems to still be there

All of you have been reported. Get these role-playing threads off my Japland.

sage

>>227553

Inb4 ban for abusing reports

>>227550
>>227553
You're the cancer killing Gensokyo.

>>227515
Cirno blinks. "Ooh. Oooh!" She looks down, spotting the house, and giggles looking down at you. "I could, I could!" And with that, she takes you down near the house; she has been surprisingly helpful to you so far.
"Oh. I know this place! I just forgot! Haha!" Cirno laughs rambunctiously, looking over at you... Only to pause. "You're not going away, are you?!" She pouts, looking over at you. "I wanted to show you that place!"

[ ] "I need to sleep Cirno. Humans have to do that. I promise I'll see you in the morning, alright?" You try to assure her gently.

[ ] "I suppose we could go see your "Place". But, you have to lead me back here." You look at her sternly, waiting for her aquiescence.

[ ] "Cirno... Alright. Let's go." You smile back. You can forget this house for now, Cirno looks so happy, and you don't want to disapoint.

[ ] Just look at her as pitifully as you can.

>>227564

[X] Genuflect

>>227564

[x] "Cirno... Alright. Let's go." You smile back. You can forget this house for now, Cirno looks so happy, and you don't want to disapoint.

[X] "Cirno... Alright. Let's go." You smile back. You can forget this house for now, Cirno looks so happy, and you don't want to disapoint.

>>227553
Enjoy your ban for abusing the report system.

>>227564

[X] "I suppose we could go see your "Place". But, you have to lead me back here." You look at her sternly, waiting for her aquiescence.

>>227564
[X] "I need to sleep Cirno. Humans have to do that. I promise I'll see you in the morning, alright?" You try to assure her gently.

>>227564

[X] "Cirno... Alright. Let's go." You smile back. You can forget this house for now, Cirno looks so happy, and you don't want to disapoint.

>>227564
[X] Kick her in the face

[x] "I suppose we could go see your "Place". But, you have to lead me back here." You look at her sternly, waiting for her aquiescence.

>>227564
[X] "Cirno... Alright. Let's go." You smile back. You can forget this house for now, Cirno looks so happy, and you don't want to disapoint.

>>227571
Cirno looks ecstatic at your reply, with a loud, exhuberant yell, she grabs you, taking off without another word. She grins as you speed along, but you can't help but take a short glance back:
At the loud commotion, Alice had come out to see what the fuss was about, and looked at you as you rapidly sped off, carried by the childish ice fairy. She looked almost... Melancholy, but she rapidly fades into the distance as Cirno continue to carry you along.
Although the trip is cold and long, you eventually land at a cliff top- And Cirno covers your eyes. "Guess where we are, guess!"

[ ] "That place?" You ask jokingly, honestly not sure.

[ ] "The entrance to the netherworld?" You ask.

[ ] "Somewhere with you, Cirno." You state, trying to angle your face to where you think the fae is, and smile.

[ ] "Somewhere high up?" You try to peek through her fingers, confused.

[ ] "Umm, the human village?" You guess, scratching your head.

[x] "Somewhere high up?" You try to peek through her fingers, confused.

>>227648

[X] Genuflect

>>227648

[Q] "Somewhere high up?" You try to peek through her fingers, confused.

>>227648
[x] "Somewhere with you, Cirno." You state, trying to angle your face to where you think the fae is, and smile.

[X] "That place?" You ask jokingly, honestly not sure.

>>227648
[x] "Somewhere high up?" You try to peek through her fingers, confused.

>>227678
Correct answer is this. She'll assume you know what it is.

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>>227706
Why should we try and outsmart her? Maybe she'll be thrilled to find someone she thinks is as dumb as her.

>>227774

Slow writer is slowwwww

>>227774
Also, this.

>>227785
"Quality over quantity". And if you ever think something's slow, just think back to the UBW installer, and it'll seem like nothing at all.

Save?
▶Yes No

>>227800
Should write the script beforehand >:(
(It seems like the writer is just picking whichever path he wants anyway so it's not like he couldn't.)

>>227655
"Tahdahhhh!" She says, removing her hands from over your eyes with a flourish. "See? See? It's a really good view from up here!" You look, and appear to be on one of the peaks surrounding the Human Village in the pass, looking down. In the distance, you can see a bamboo forest. What do you do?

[ ] "It is a very nice view, but Cirno, where could I stay in the human village for the night? I'm tired." You ask her bluntly. It is cold, and has been a long, tiring day.

[ ] "Oh wow." You exclaim, looking with a sense of giddiness at the height. "Cirno, what do you know about the village down there?"

[ ] You whistle, looking down. You're quite far up and it is rather impressive... but your eyes wander to the bamboo forest. "Cirno, could you take me that way?

>>227847
[X] You whistle, looking down. You're quite far up and it is rather impressive... but your eyes wander to the bamboo forest. "Cirno, could you take me that way?

>>227847


[ ] "Oh wow." You exclaim, looking with a sense of giddiness at the height. "Cirno, what do you know about the village down there?"

>>227847
▶ You whistle, looking down. You're quite far up and it is rather impressive... but your eyes wander to the bamboo forest. "Cirno, could you take me that way?

>>227847
[X] You whistle, looking down. You're quite far up and it is rather impressive... but your eyes wander to the bamboo forest. "Cirno, could you take me that way?

>>227847

[X] Genuflect

[x] "Oh wow." You exclaim, looking with a sense of giddiness at the height. "Cirno, what do you know about the village down there?"

[X] "Oh wow." You exclaim, looking with a sense of giddiness at the height. "Cirno, what do you know about the village down there?"

>>227853

Scarlet Devil Mansion isn't enough danger for you, Anon?

>>227867
Greatest risks for the greatest rewards.

[X] You whistle, looking down. You're quite far up and it is rather impressive... but your eyes wander to the bamboo forest. "Cirno, could you take me that way?

Bad End imminent.

Now Reisen is going to drive us mad, good job.

>>227853
"Oh? What?" She asked, looking at you with a blank stare. "There's only rabbits thataway. Why would you want to go that way, silly?" Cirno looks at you, confused. "Why'dya want to go out there? Hmm? Hmm? You humans sure are strange!" It appears she won't take you there without some form of excuse. And it is REALLY cold up here, in the middle of the night, next to the continually cold radiating Cirno. You might catch a cold.

[ ] "Maybe there is something else than rabbits out there?" You reply lamely, hoping your easy excuse will get past Cirno.

[ ] "I heard there was a treasure out there. How would you like to find buried treasure, Cirno?" You ask slyly.

[ ] You shrug. "Can I go see?" You ask, without offering an excuse at all.

[ ] "I heard there were some people from the moon out there." You reply, semi-truthfully. "I want to see them, don't you?"

>>227920
Like roneriness hasn't done that enough to us to make us imagine we're wandering around Gensokyo with Cirno?

[X] "I heard there were some people from the moon out there." You reply, semi-truthfully. "I want to see them, don't you?"

>>227935
[x] "I heard there was a treasure out there. How would you like to find buried treasure, Cirno?" You ask slyly.

[X] "I heard there was a treasure out there. How would you like to find buried treasure, Cirno?" You ask slyly.

>>227935

[X] Genuflect

>>227920

The answers so far have been trying their best to get killed and failing.

So far, the options people have picked:
Intentionally got lost in magical forest
Intentionally started looking for fairies
Went to Scarlet Devil Mansion
Tried valiantly to get China to let them in
Dicked around when Cirno was trying to play with them

[X] Search for Mokou

>>227947
Actually, in defense, Touhou canon says fairies go away if you try and look for them, because it takes all the fun out of their pranks.

>>227935
[Y] "I heard there were some people from the moon out there." You reply, semi-truthfully. "I want to see them, don't you?"

>>227947
We anons in Gensokyo like to live on the edge

cancer

>>227974
No, Anonymous, you are the cancers.

>>227986

And then due to surgery, nothing of value was lost.

>>227939
Cirno looks at you askance. "Are there really? I dunno..." She looks out; she probably hasn't travelled far beyond here, finding the humans much more interesting prank targets. Or getting distracted by something shiny. Or being chased away. Or any combination of the above. However, just as rapidly she grins eagerly, grabbing your arm. "C'mon, human! Let's go find those moon people! It's an adventuuuuuure!" She yells, causing one or two people of good hearing in the village to look up, seeing an ice fairy dragging an oddly dressed, cold guy across the night sky.
Such are things in Gensokyo, they shrug, and ignore the weird scene, returning to whatever task they need in the night.

After an hour or so, you find yourself lost, in the dead of night, in the bamboo thicket. Cirno insisted on decending, and you were too chilled to the bone to object. You really wish there was some sort of tempature control in Gensokyo. Marching forward, you both eventually, after hours of searching, come upon an old looking mansion; there are several rabbits hopping around on the premises, being talked to fondly by a odd looking girl in a pink, frilly dress, with deep crimson eyes, short black hair and... rabbit ears.

[ ] Approach the girl.

[ ] "Cirno, I don't like the looks of this place..."

[ ] Boldy approach. "Heya!" You exlaim, matching Cirno in every way.

[ ] Allow Cirno to go first.

I wonder who we will score with at the end of the story, or are we going to die a bad end death? Only time will tell

>>228034

[x] Boldy approach. "Heya!" You exlaim, matching Cirno in every way.

>>228034
We're already dead

[X] Boldy approach. "Heya!" You exlaim, matching Cirno in every way.

>>228034
[X] Approach the girl.

>>228037
We'll go as far as greeting the various inhabitant of Gensokyo. We'll end up with Normal End with Cirno seeing us off as we wake back up to our world.

[X] Approach the girl.

[X] Approach the girl.

[X] Boldy approach. "Heya!" You exlaim, matching Cirno in every way.

Tewi = Good Luck, right?

Thank you, Anon.

Usatei is now playing in your head.

>>228039
She looks up at you alertly, as do all the other rabbits at your stunning, galling (9) action. Cirno rushes forward too, right next to you and grinning. "Hiya! Have you seen any moon people around here?!" Tewi looks briefly unamused... Before a sickeningly sweet grin breaks over her face at you. "Suuure... Just come this way." She dashes inside, and the other rabbits flee.

[ ] Enter! With caution.

[ ] "Cirno, I'm having second thoughts, she seems suspicious." You warn, a bit cautious. That grin was damn unnerving.

[ ] "Cirno... She obviously must be working for the moon people, let's try to find another way in!" You insist, tugging on her arm.

[ ] "Come back here!" You shout, running right inside heedlessly.


>>228057
There are bad and scoring ends. This is your first day, would be a shame to kill you off so soon.

>>228095

Supposedly

[x] "Cirno... She obviously must be working for the moon people, let's try to find another way in!" You insist, tugging on her arm.

[X] "Cirno... She obviously must be working for the moon people, let's try to find another way in!" You insist, tugging on her arm.

[x] Enter! With caution.

[X] "Cirno... She obviously must be working for the moon people, let's try to find another way in!" You insist, tugging on her arm.

>>228136
[x] "Come back here!" You shout, running right inside heedlessly.

>>228136
[X] "Come back here!" You shout, running right inside heedlessly.

We survived the mansion, we will survive this...probably

[X] "Cirno... She obviously must be working for the moon people, let's try to find another way in!" You insist, tugging on her arm.

>>228136
[X] "Cirno... She obviously must be working for the moon people, let's try to find another way in!" You insist, tugging on her arm.

Also:
/r/ing a VN writen by this anon!

>>228160
We didn't really get inside, we can thank China for that.

>>228167
>/r/ing a VN writen by this anon!

Seconded, if this is something you're pulling out of your ass as it goes along, I'd like to see what you can do spending some time on it. This has been QUALITY so far.

>>228180
>>QUALITY

I don't think that means what you think it means

>>228187
Well, not QUALITY quality, but actual quality.

>>228147
She looks at you, and seems to think it over... for five seconds. "Ahahaha! See, you're MY human, so obviously you're really smart! Yeah, let's outsmart those silly moonies!" Cirno gushes, happily accompanying you.

You search around the perimeter, and eventually find a second entrance. Do you dare go in?


[ ] Open the door carefully, and go inside. "Cirno, let me; Something mean might be in there." You assure her as you go in.

[ ] Open the door slowly to see if the coast is clear. Obviously you weren't supposed to come this way.

[ ] "Hmm, maybe we should go back the other way..." You reconsider.

[ ] Allow Cirno to take point.

>>228203
[X] Open the door slowly to see if the coast is clear. Obviously you weren't supposed to come this way.

>>228192

Just go without caps then.

>>228180

Probably wouldn't be as amusing as it would quickly become work while this thread is more of a amusing way of burning up time. Still, I have to admit, better then most the fan fiction crap I've seen in /jp/, most of the characters seem more or less in line with their actual mentalities.

Keep posting storyteller, I want to read all of this

>>228206
shoulda picked the last option

>>228229
agreed. If this anon is indeed making this up as he goes along then, epic anon is epic. If not then, SAUCE NAO!

>>228203
[x] Open the door slowly to see if the coast is clear. Obviously you weren't supposed to come this way.

>>228203
What can I give to you in return for all this, Anon ;_;?

>>228287

I believe he's writing it as he goes.

[X] Open the door slowly to see if the coast is clear. Obviously you weren't supposed to come this way.

>>228167
>>228180
Yeah, totally as I go. If I knew how to do a VN, that would be pretty awesome though; I'd take a shot at that.

>>228206
Opening the flimsy, japanese style door slowly, you peer in... And see another rabbit girl, with slightly purple-tinted hair. She looks well dressed, clothed in a black business suit, with a white shirt and red tie underneath, and a rather revealing skirt. Her crimson eyes stare ahead boredly, apparently waiting for- Something. Reisen is humming to herself quietly, the lunar rabbit obviously a bit preoccupied with her own thoughts, and doesn't seem to notice you... Yet.

You feel a slight shock as Cirno presses against you coldly. "What's in there?" She asks, whispering childishly; that is, not very quiet, but in a very conspiratorial manner. She tries to peak in too.

[ ] Allow Cirno to do so and decide a course of action instead.

[ ] "Shh, I think it has a guard. We've gotta sneak by, there's gotta be moon people or treasure in there." You whisper back, in a sly fashion.

[ ] "There's a moon person in there." You reply simply. "She looks weird."

Maybe we should give him a nickname.

[X] "There's a moon person in there." You reply simply. "She looks weird."

Someone screencap both threads

[x] "There's a moon person in there." You reply simply. "She looks weird."

>>228348

Oh now we're fucked

[X] "There's a moon person in there." You reply simply. "She looks weird."

>>228348
I have a feeling the next scene is going to go something like this.

>>228365
Oh god she's beautiful I can't help but look into her eyefffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
ffffff

this needs a SHARK BAD END

>>228336
>[ ] "There's a moon person in there." You reply simply. "She looks weird."

This is obviously the correct answer.

>>228370

fuckkk

We failed to get to Patchy. I'll be damned if we don't get Reisen!

>>228419
By Reisen you mean Cirno, right?

>>228336
>Yeah, totally as I go. If I knew how to do a VN, that would be pretty awesome though; I'd take a shot at that.

Just make a script then.

>>228348
"A moon person?!" She exclaims, pushing past you and opening the door. "WHERE ARE THE MOON PEOPLE?!" She bursts in, yelling loudly at the top of her lungs.
You can't help but wince a bit as she's standing right next to you.
Reisen looks rather surprised by the sudden intrusion, to say the least. She closes her eyes and turns to both of you with a heavy sigh. "Five seconds. I am giving you five. Seconds. I have had enough of Tewi, enough of fires, and enough of complaints tonight. Five. Seconds. Out. Now." Reisen replies, a bit scathingly. Obviously in a bad mood from some sort of incident. "Five..."

[ ] "Alley oop!" Grab Cirno and run past her, down the hallway before she can react.

[ ] "Cirno!" You yell. "Do something! I dunno, shoot ice or something! You're good at that! She must be some sort of evil henchman! Err, henchwoman." You correct yourself, but still point at the irritated Reisen.

[ ] "Run AWAYYYY!" Grab Cirno, run off into the forest before that scary ass woman can come after you.

[ ] "I'm not afraid of you!" Look directly at her eyes. Surely reports of madness are overblown.

>>228446
[x] "I'm not afraid of you!" Look directly at her eyes. Surely reports of madness are overblown.

[x] "I'm not afraid of you!" Look directly at her eyes. Surely reports of madness are overblown.

[x] "Cirno!" You yell. "Do something! I dunno, shoot ice or something! You're good at that! She must be some sort of evil henchman! Err, henchwoman." You correct yourself, but still point at the irritated Reisen.

>>228452
>>228454

Hell bent on getting yourself killed, huh?

[X] "Run AWAYYYY!" Grab Cirno, run off into the forest before that scary ass woman can come after you

BRB, Gensokyo man here. Will make next reply once I'm back.
Haha, you're going to love the next bit.

>>228446
[x] "Alley oop!" Grab Cirno and run past her, down the hallway before she can react.

I'm picking this one only because "alley oop" is an awesome thing to say and also because I'm totally gay for object oriented programming.

>>228454
FUCK YOU, disregard this anon.

[X] "Run AWAYYYY!" Grab Cirno, run off into the forest before that scary ass woman can come after you.

[X] "I'm not afraid of you!" Look directly at her eyes. Surely reports of madness are overblown

MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTAAA!!

[ ] "Alley oop!" Grab Cirno and run past her, down the hallway before she can react.

>>228463
>BRB, Gensokyo man here. Will make next reply once I'm back.
>Haha, you're going to love the next bit.

Alley oop! Alley oop! Alley oop!

[X] "Run AWAYYYY!" Grab Cirno, run off into the forest before that scary ass woman can come after you.

We must achieve MANLY END, no matter the cost!

>Haha, you're going to love the next bit.

Reisen takes the dickgirl drug and the two of you rape Cirno?

>>228497

Frosted bu.. frosted dicks

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!

>>228482
>Alley oop! Alley oop! Alley oop......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

fixed

>>228497
More like
>Reisen takes the dickgirl drug and rapes you and Cirno

>>228513

I can live with that.

>>228513
Good end.

>>228513
Fine too

>>228513

that's ok

>>228516
>>228520
>>228522
>>228539
Good to see that we're all in agreement.

>>228516
>>228520
>>228513
>>228522
>>228539
>>228583
samejew

While we wait, let us discuss this: Who is the easiest character in touhou to get to sleep with you and why?

>>228648

You already made a thread about this once.

>>228648
Reimu
Only costs about 10,000 yen

Gensokyo man here, back once more.
Will post in a second.

>>228673
yay!

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This is really Gaia level material.

Congratulations, /jp/ you've become even shittier.

>>228703

5/10

Average troll.
Serious reply chance is moderate.

>>228703
its /jp/.
What about it isn't massively weeaboo?
At least we have taste and proper grammar.

>>228454
Your bravado is amazing, prompting a slight "Yay!" from Cirno as you step forward boldly... Unfortunately, Reisens eyes are closed, as stated, (Perhaps reading before going for the suicidal option would be smarter?) And she brings her hand up in a gunlike shape, pointing down the hall at the both of you. "Four..." She sounds far less impressed than Cirno.

[ ] "Look, I'm sure we can talk this over. We're both rational folk here. All we wanted to do was explore."

[ ] Grab Cirno, charge past her!

[ ] Grab Cirno, flee!

[ ] "Cirno, attack!" You yell, and charge at the lunar rabbit.

[x] "Cirno, attack!" You yell, and charge at the lunar rabbit.

>>228703
I know you're jealous Anon, but try to be a bit more mature about it, please.

[ ] "Cirno, attack!" You yell, and charge at the lunar rabbit.

[X] SEXY BEAM

>>228703
gb2/a/, troll

>>228718
Why do you do this anonymous?

R.I.P ;_;

>>228724

Anon is trying to get himself killed

[X] "Cirno, attack!" You yell, and charge at the lunar rabbit

Like Ash commanding Pikachu

>>228718
>>228721
FOR GLORY!!

Cirno is the storngest, she can take that rabbit.

>>228727
Don't worry, we're good.

Cirno is the strongest.

Do you people read before posting? Seems like the answer comes a second after op posts the next part

>>228718

sigh

[X] Grab Cirno, charge past her!

Going with this one:

[X] Grab Cirno, charge past her!

>>228740
>>228751
Only the first reply counts.

>>228718
"ALRIGHT!" Cirno yells excitedly, easily catching onto the right concept, and seems to prepare something as you run right at Reisen. The well dressed lapine girl promptly opens her eyes wide, staring right at you...
Huh. You know, you were SURE there was a floor there five seconds ago. Oh wait, it's on the ceiling now. It's also a bright pink.

After what seems like an eternity later, you wake up... In the bamboo forest... Alone. You're not sure what the hell happened back there, nor where Cirno is. But you feel like you've been figuratively bitchslapped. Actually, screw figuratively, she probably did. Damn.

[ ] Head north.

[ ] Head south.

[ ] Head east.

[ ] Head west.

[ ] Yell "Cirno? Where are you?"

>>228760
[x] Sit, and wait. Damn, it's still cold out.

[X] Mishap

[X] Head west.

[x] Sit, and wait. Damn, it's still cold out.

Surely Mokou will come and find me, and then Mokou and I will find Cirno, and we'll all have a foursome with Keine.

>>228760
[x]Get ye flask

[ ] Yell "Cirno? Where are you?"

So much for using the luck of Tewi, the fact Reisen didn't kill you is what it was wasted on.

[X] Jump to the end of the damn forest maze puzzle.

This thread is awesome.

>>228762
Anon will freeze.

>>228797

I believe that's the intention.

Exiting the forest is so simple, all you do is follow this pattern. ♫

Screw sleeping, I'm staying up for this. Who do you gyus think we'll run into next?

[X] Sit, and wait. Damn, it's still cold out.

>>228762
You sit. And wait. It is cold. Really cold. Going to sleep sounds like a very, very good idea. You wait, confident that someone would find you.
And wait.
And wait.
Eventually, despite the tempatures, cold and all, you eventally drift off to sleep, unable to stay awake any longer. As you close your eyes, you hear rustling from nearby...
Alice, is that you?
Cirno?
You can't recognize it. The cold is making you so sleepy...

[ ] Sleep.

[ ] Try to stay awake and scramble away.

[x] Sleep.

Spoiler: You freeze to death. Sikieiki looks at your life records, facepalms, calls you "the greatest moron ever to pass through this court," and reincarnates you as Cirno.

>>228817
[]Sleep

>>228811
If it's not Mokou then it's surely something that is going to kill us.

>>228817
[X] Try to stay awake and scramble away.

>>228820
GOOD END

>>228820
Daredevil to the very end.

>>228820
>You freeze to death. Sikieiki looks at your life records, facepalms, calls you "the greatest moron ever to pass through this court," and reincarnates you as Cirno.

Awesome. I'm Cirno, the strongest in Gensokyo~

Don't go for the obvious death now! We've already come so far.

>>228844
A MAN CAN NOT FIGHT THE WINNING FIGHT HALF ASLEEP.
HE MUST REST TO FULL AND DUKE IT OUT WHEN HE IS STRONG

>>228844
Screw the rules, I've got continues.

>>228844

We've come so far because we've been aiming for obvious death

Obviously it's the correct choice.

>>228844
If help is coming, we'd be running away from help.
If a youkai is coming, we're dead either way.

>>228820
You pass out, but even as you do so, you can feel someone pick you up gingerly, but cannot even will your eyes to open to see who your rescuer is. The darkness is nice and warm, however. At least you'll sleep well.

You wake up with a sore throat in a well lit room. A goodly fire is lit, and the room is nice and warm. There is a pleasant smell of something delicious cooking, but you can't quite pinpoint what it is. You are well tucked in, and the room is warm. There is a window to your right, letting the morning light filter in onto your bed. The room is accented in cream and dark burgundy, with a small chair in the corner. Several shelves are lined with various trinkets, shiny and not, weird and commonplace. It has a very girly feel though, somehow.

[ ] Go over to the window, and look out.

[ ] Pretend to be asleep.

[ ] Get up and try to go through the door.

[ ] Explore the room further.

>>228905
[x] Go over to the window, and look out.

[x] Get up and try to go through the door.

[ ] Pretend to be asleep

[x] Get up and try to go through the window.

[x] Pretend to be asleep.

[X] Pretend to be asleep.

MUST.STAY.AWAKE.TO READ THE WHOLE THING

>>228911
You look out... And see children playing in the street outside. You are probably in the human settlement. You look down, and realize that you are wearing a long, white nightshirt.
Your clothes are folded neatly on the chair.

You hear footsteps approaching from behind the door.


[ ] Jump back into the bed, pretend to be asleep.

[ ] Go over to the door and open it.

[ ] Stay right where you are and watch the door. Assume a fighting stance you saw in animu.

>>228983
[x] Go over to the door and open it.

Auto-sage, activate!

>>228987
NOOOO
[X] Jump back into the bed, pretend to be asleep.

[X] Jump back into the bed, pretend to be asleep.

>>228987
Disregard that, I suck cocks. What I meant to say was

[X] Jump back into the bed, pretend to be asleep.

>>228992
lol fail

[X] Jump back into the bed, pretend to be asleep.

>>229009

Are you retarded?
He's absolutely correct
autosage is enabled at 250 replies.

>>228983
in b4 caved
also,
[x] Jump back into the bed, pretend to be asleep.

>>229016
>>b4

Fuck, you sunk my battleship. D:

If this isn't archived when I wake up tomorrow I will murder someone.

To the writer: Dear god you rule so hard.

>>229028
Archiving 3 threads?

>>229028

https://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/ should catch it, like always

>>229058