Tsukasa, who somehow snuck up behind Sanae without any signs she was even there and is now whispering into her ear: Boring times make boring people, but interesting people make interesting times... Certainly a person of interest such as yourself is exactly the kind of person most suited for the times we now find ourselves in, no? "Be the change in the world you want to see" as the saying goes~

>>26195
Sanae stands up quickly unknowingly clipping Tsukasa's chin with her shoulder: Egads! Thats just the thing. I'll do something!...
Sanae looks to the sky thoughtful
But what?

i put on my robe and wizard hat

>>26197
Sanae points at the dressing figure: Look!
She grabs the discombobulated Tsukasa by her chin that's still sore from being hit by Sanae's shoulder and points her face toward the figure
A wizard! He looks interesting! Let's go talk to them.
Sanae approaches the figure dressed as a wizard

>>26198
»A Wizard is You«

After Years — a score and a half to be precise — of protecting your own virginity, a feat no mortal man before (You) has had been capable of, something has awakened in (You). An ancient power, the capability to weave the tapestry of reality according to your own design.
So with these mystical capabilities you had done something entirely original and unheard of and have opened a Gate to another world.

(You) may have neglected accounting for the positioning of the exit point of your Gate, appearing at a rather unreasonably height above the ground. The rather harsh landing has ruffled up your wizardy robes, which you were in the process of re-quipping and straightening out now.

Nary too late (You) notice, by the shift of fragrance in the air, that (You) are being approached by a green haired maiden and her quite literally foxy companion, whom is dragged around at her chin by aforementioned green haired maiden by her index and her thumb, displaying the repeatedly mentioned green haired maiden's mammaryan--mammalian strength as a predator.
(You) may not quite be an expert in East Asian folklore but you do recognise the rather sterotipical image of what must quite be a kitsune, and (You) do know that these beings[1] abduct men of the cloth such as (You) for the purposes of their procreational efforts.

Combined, (You) surmise, the fox's natural promiscousness and natural tendency to rob men such as yourself of their most precious thing and the unbridled libido of a high-school girl - or college freshman (you've never been good at gauging the age of 3D-girls) willing to engage in Costume-play in public, present an acute and keen danger to your chastity.

What do you do to revoke these vixens to keep abreast--to keep ahold your magical prowess?

[1]'these beings' referring to women

>>26199
Sanae waves at the wizard with the same hand she holds Tsukasa with, flailing her about in the air like a straw doll: Hello! Mr. Wizard Man! I'm bored and looking for something to do!

>>26200
She's looking for something to do...
She's looking to do... me!

Run, Abort, Magic whatever!! (You) need to do something NOW!
Rolling 1d100 => 33

rocks fall everyone dies

the end

A rain of conceitful and murderous (but utterly harmless) gemstones >>26202 precedes the wizard's spell!
>>26201 The number 33, an extremely potent magical sigil! Revered by the freemasons as the master mason number, the ultimate level one of their rank can achieve; yet still shrouded in mystery, with no canonical explanation as to it's significance!
When invoked in the wizard's spell, these numbers...