I'm mad. Mad about people being mad about my lewding targets.

Years of excessive masturbation has turned the emotion center of my brain into an unfeeling mass of scar tissue.

I'm joyous that people are debating with one another over which vote to place.

I have been wanting to write for a good two years now but every time I open my drafts, all my motivation suddenly vanished and I find myself playing monhun

wat do

>>24488
Play a better game, at the very least.

>>24488
Dab on your motivation as an assertion of your dominance

>>24489
TAKE THAT BACK

>>24485
anon is a silly sausage

>>24486
ok coomer

>>24488
maybe writing's just not fun for you? dunno how to help that tho

>>24491
MAKE ME

Also, if you've spent two years feeling that your motivation vanishes when you open your drafts, maybe you don't actually want to write and are just telling yourself that you do.

>>24492
>>24493

Fuck you guys I will write my story even if it kills me!

...Starting tomorrow.

>>24496
That's the THP Spirit™

TH10-12 coming to Steam yeaaaaaaaah boy

>>24498
Think we will ever get ports of the PC-98 games? Say what you will, but their music is damn good.

>>24499
Given the work it'd take to port a bunch of games from a Japan-specific PC-"""compatible""" machine to modern x64, I don't see it happening. If ZUN's anything like most Japanese computer people (and he probably is, lbr) then he likely has none of the source code left or any other relevant material kicking around.

Hell, it's probably too much work as it is to get the early Windows games in some distributable state.

I made my own japchae. It was delightful.

>>24500
>>24499
Could just package it with an emulator. Like some games are with dosbox, sega classics or the snk ports of things.

>>24502
That would be the pragmatic thing to do, yes. And I'll eat my frilly hat if ZUN ever lets it come to pass.

I saw some Japanese anon saying that Ringo's colour scheme is based on some Japanese apple brand and Seiran is similarly based off of the mascot (a blue rabbit) for that brand. Big if true.

>>24504

>moon rabbits based on inferior earth fruit.

I shiggity to the diggity to shiggy diggy do my lad. All that stuff is typical Earth Rabbit propaganda.

>>24505
[x] call out for Tewi

>>24506
You whistle. Or at least try. It seems like hot pocket crumbs and drool have made a sludge that makes a wet "pbbblfffft" sound as the ichor is ejected away from your lips. It doesn't seem like Tewi will hear your call anytime soon. And the tengu ninja are just too grossed out to approach your fat ass.

what was the original call our for tewi from anyways?

Nevermind I found it

Damn you, Japan, open your borders again so I can spend my smelly gaijin money in you

>tfw you stumble across ancient archived threads while searching for something unrelated and the discussions are all basically the same as now

THP confirmed for time loop.

>>24512
>the discussions are all basically the same as now
so, nonexistent?

>>24512

Speaking of Lime Toops, I'm surprised THP doesn't have any stories with this as a central plot device. The trope seems to be fairly popular in other fanfiction communities and websites.

>>24514
It was discussed as part of a possible plot for a story I helped with, but it never came to pass.

https://automaton-media.com/articles/newsjp/20200529-125704/

For EOPs: Probably no EoSD on Steam because ZUN doesn't have the source code. He joked about remaking it but also said he'd rather focus on making new stuff, so he won't do that "for now".

why aren't you rocketing past the moon flipping off the mooninites today hmmm?

>>24517
'cuz I'd rather drink a cup of sake

It's Fridey, lads.

>>24523
Suika pls

Touhou Popularity Contest is go.

https://toho-vote.info/

>>24526
In case there's any confusion or hesitation, I made a quick and dirty getting started guide for those who can't into moonrunes.

Voting itself should be pretty straightforward. Use the wiki for character names, song titles, etc.

Who are you rooting for in the poll? I'm hoping the TH17 characters make it pretty high.

>>24529
I don't want Reimu to lose.

>>24530
She'll make top by default since it's basically "tradition" at this point.

>>24531
>>24530
She'll be first or thereabouts, as always.

>>24532
>>24531
Koishi would like to have a word. Twice over, if I remember right, though even once is egh

>>24533
I refuse to believe there wasn't vote manipulation/cheating going on in that case. They used to be pretty much honour system, and it's not unthinkable that it'd only take one mega-autist with a botnet to rig things.

>>24534
This. It just doesn't add up when it comes to fanworks, generally.

DEFUND THE SHRINE MAIDEN!

I'm calling shenanigans.

>>24534
>>24535
yeah nah, sometimes things just happen and Koishi has been consistently popular for years

what if you used Ran to mine bitcoin

the only thing to fear is getting laughed at cuz ur an gay lmao

>>24539
better have good cooling

>>24541
Air-cooled or water-cooled?

Somebody write something with 2hus in a wet t-shirt contest tia

>>24542
I think that works better in a visual medium, m8.

The awoo story finally updated holy shit best weekend ever

Can't decide who to fap to next? Roll up and roll a die.

Invalid dice roll!

>>24546
>invalid dice roll
well, fuck

>>24546
Rolling 1d117 => 65

Come on, Aya!

Rolling 1d117 => 23
Let's see...

Someone good, someone good Rolling 1d117 => 7

Rolling 1d117 => 72
lady luck be kind

>>24544
i would personally be good with lovingly purple textual descriptions of wet fabric clinging to nipples

>>24514
Not-Life does.

keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

Rolling 1d117 => 14

>>24487
this needs to happen a lot more and it's sad that it's not more common especially nowadays

F in the chat for discord

Had this memory about drawing something on the oekaki board here when the site was really new, not going on again until the site got populated by CYOAs and seeing people heavily shitting on it to the point it seemed like some kind of meme. Like someone even said they'd miss it when the oekaki board was deleted. I thought it would be funny to read the mean comments now so I tried the wayback machine but I couldn't find it. What a tragedy.

Rolling 1d117 => 96

>>24589
I forgot the oekaki board was ever a thing until this post.

i'll show all off you bastards one of these day's i'm gonna write an update and

>>24591
oh no it's candleja

>>24592
that's not how candlejack works there, matey, you have to say the nam

I have to say, I'm pretty surprised we got as many contest entries as we did. I was sure there'd be no newbie entries and like one or two regular ones. That is sort of how things go a lot of the time, though.

I have little I want to shitpost about but I wish I did since i'm bored.

>>24608
Suggestions:
"THP IS RECLINING!!1"
"all current stories are SHIT"
"wch toho fuk"
"Kosuzu"

>>24609
>THP IS RECLINING!!1
so am i
>all current stories are SHIT
they're okay, just a little too slow to update
>wch toho fuk
peaches are pretty good
>Kosuzu
boring character

>>24610
>boring character
[angry jingling noises]

>>24610
>fucking peaches
Sounds like that would hurt, what with the pits. Maybe try a watermelon instead?

>>24612
them pits look pretty soft to me

>>24613
Pretty shallow pits, mate. Dunno how you could ever hope to fall into them. Unless that's what you're into, I guess.

> finally have time to write again

Alright! Back to THP we -

> coin flips
> no sage
> user logins

...am I in the right place? What is this, Spacebattles?

> all of my stories are marked as "abandoned" even if finished

Well that killed the last of my interest. Wish granted, assholes.

Where do all the other anonymous writefags and rusemen hang out nowdays, or have Teruyo and his fun police hunted us all to extinction?

>>24615
>> all of my stories are marked as "abandoned" even if finished
That's been automatic since forever. Also, it's a pretty simple matter of asking Teruyo to append a trip to the OP so you can manage the thread status yourself.

>Where do all the other anonymous writefags and rusemen hang out nowdays, or have Teruyo and his fun police hunted us all to extinction?
>he doesn't circlejerk on the Discord with all the other wash-ups

>>24616
> everyone without a trip is automatically a failure
> Discord or die

Yeah, looks like the THP I knew is long gone. Hina bless you crazy faggots who voted on my word-turds for so many years, shit taste and all, but there's nothing here I can't find somewhere better so it's time I moved on too.

So long and thanks for all the shitposts.

>>24617
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>24617
>waahhh we now have trivial author authentication, this site is ruined.
bye faggot

>>24575
there aren't enough opportunities for people to call each other's waifu a shit anymore, so nobody bothers debating

>>24620
I'm taking this opportunity to call yer waifu a shit.

>>24621
>having a waifu
>having a favourite
>liking anyone
>not merely having a broad range of tolerable 'hus
this guy

>>24621
Just because she came out of a butt doesn't mean Keiki is poop, anon.

>>24623
I'm waiting for you to name three things which come out of butts that aren't poop, then.

>>24624
1. eels
2. fire
3. banans

checkmate atheists

>>24625
go see a doctor

>>24626
oh no I'm not falling for that, EIRIN