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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:54 am Post subject: |
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Anonymous wrote: | Did anyone ever save that? |
doesnexist has two versions.
Quote: | I AM THE BONE OF MY SKILLET
YOLK IS MY BODY, BUTTER IS MY BLOOD
I HAVE CREATED OVER 1000 BREAKFASTS
UNKNOWN TO CHOLESTEROL
NOR KNOWN TO FAT
HAVING WITHSTOOD PAIN TO CREATE MANY OMELETS
YET THOSE MOUTHS WILL NEVER TASTE ANYTHING
SO AS I PRAY, UNLIMITED EGG WORKS |
Quote: | I AM THE BONE OF MY SKILLET
EGGS ARE MY BODY AND FIRE IS MY BLOOD
I HAVE DROWNED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES
UNKNOWN TO GOOD ENDS
NOR KNOWN TO H-SCENES
HAVE WITHSTOOD PAIN TO COOK MANY EGGS
YET THESE ARMS HAVE NEVER HELD ANYONE
SO AS I PRAY, "UNLIMITED EGG WORKS" |
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:56 am Post subject: |
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Anonymous wrote: | Anonymous wrote: | Did anyone ever save that? |
doesnexist has two versions.
Quote: | I AM THE BONE OF MY SKILLET
YOLK IS MY BODY, BUTTER IS MY BLOOD
I HAVE CREATED OVER 1000 BREAKFASTS
UNKNOWN TO CHOLESTEROL
NOR KNOWN TO FAT
HAVING WITHSTOOD PAIN TO CREATE MANY OMELETS
YET THOSE MOUTHS WILL NEVER TASTE ANYTHING
SO AS I PRAY, UNLIMITED EGG WORKS |
Quote: | I AM THE BONE OF MY SKILLET
EGGS ARE MY BODY AND FIRE IS MY BLOOD
I HAVE DROWNED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES
UNKNOWN TO GOOD ENDS
NOR KNOWN TO H-SCENES
HAVE WITHSTOOD PAIN TO COOK MANY EGGS
YET THESE ARMS HAVE NEVER HELD ANYONE
SO AS I PRAY, "UNLIMITED EGG WORKS" |
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There they are! I knew there were omlettes somewhere... |
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:57 am Post subject: |
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Anonymous wrote: |
doesnexist has two versions.
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Also, HF version
One man, Alone with a skillet.
A hard outer shell of hate and scorn
Covering a sticky inner yolk of loneliness and despair.
Always running away, haunted by his own failure.
His life has no meaning and he can only do one thing
He stands here alone, Frying eggs without care
His mind itself is probably an egg. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:58 am Post subject: |
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I AM THE BONE OF MY SKILLET
PEPPER IS MY BODY AND SALT IS MY BLOOD
I HAVE CRACKED OVER A THOUSAND EGGS
UNKNOWN TO SALMONELLA
NOR KNOWN TO HUNGER
HAVE WITHSTOOD PAIN TO SCRAMBLE MANY BREAKFASTS
YET THESE HANDS HAVE NEVER BURNT ONE
SO AS I FRY, "UNLIMITED EGG WORKS" |
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Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Posts: 10
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:58 am Post subject: |
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What happened to unlimited egg woks? |
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:59 am Post subject: |
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Sakuya knows about our eggs, and China possibly said something about them to her as well (or she was just watching us from a window or something), but how would word of that get back to Remilia, and why would she care to try some of them herself?
Are we being jerked around again, or was our cooking just that damn good? |
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:59 am Post subject: |
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What's HF stand for?
in b4 newfag/lurkmoar |
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:00 am Post subject: |
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Kirakishou wrote: | What happened to unlimited egg woks? |
This can only be unlocked once we have Meiling at our side cooking with us.
Then we can begin to unlock other cooking skill trees, probably starting with fried rice. |
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qazmlpok

Joined: 18 Mar 2008 Posts: 5
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:00 am Post subject: |
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Anonymous wrote: | What's HF stand for?
in b4 newfag/lurkmoar |
Heaven's Feel, from Fate/Stay Night.
Lurk the fuck more. |
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Dr Doujin Site Admin

Joined: 18 Mar 2008 Posts: 109
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:05 am Post subject: |
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Well its obvious we are cooking for Remi to justify keeping us in SDM/alive. I wonder if Sakuya would be willing to teach us how to cook if we promised to clean up afterwards. Also, we should probably apologize to her at some point. _________________ Work harder, slaves! |
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:05 am Post subject: |
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Anonymous wrote: | Sakuya knows about our eggs, and China possibly said something about them to her as well (or she was just watching us from a window or something), but how would word of that get back to Remilia, and why would she care to try some of them herself?
Are we being jerked around again, or was our cooking just that damn good? |
Our cooking is just that damn good.
When Meiling and Cirno took a bite, everyone in the SDM simultaneously tasted their deliciousness.
Anon's eggs are now in high demand. |
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Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Posts: 29 Location: The Border of Dream and Wake
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:05 am Post subject: |
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All this talk about Unlimited Egg Woks is getting me riled up.
Are there any other battle quotes we can edit?
Walnut wrote: | Flames of The Kitchen, Reveal my Heart! Psycho Omelet! |
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:06 am Post subject: |
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Zakeri wrote: | All this talk about Unlimited Egg Woks is getting me riled up.
Are there any other battle quotes we can edit?
Walnut wrote: | Flames of The Kitchen, Reveal my Heart! Psycho Omelet! |
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"Head of Maids, do you have enough knives?" |
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Gensokyo Man Resident Writing Deity
Joined: 18 Mar 2008 Posts: 16 Location: Lurking
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:07 am Post subject: |
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You move brusquely past her, your speed for the proper supplies rather astounding as she expected more procrastination and whining from you as you breeze through the cabinets and cupboards. You are pleased to find there is no lack of required materials of any sort. What sort of eggs do you intend to make?
SPECIAL: First 5 unique replies become the options. (Fuck yes edit ability!)
[ ] French toast
[ ] Scrambled
[ ] 7-Layer Italian Quiche
[ ] Omelet
[ ] Three Course Egg Meal, including an omelette with bits of chicken, onions, and rosemary.
Devilled Eggs, the yellow junk mixed with pepper, mustard, a bit of mayo, and other seasonings.
+some other egg option..
Last edited by Gensokyo Man on Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:17 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Kjoery
Joined: 18 Mar 2008 Posts: 69 Location: Waterloo
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:08 am Post subject: |
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French toast or Chocolate Souffle. Whichever you prefer.
Last edited by Kjoery on Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:09 am; edited 1 time in total |
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